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HitlerSaluteFinesMC

celebrity news, controversy, criminal offense, cultural sensitivity, entertainment industry, Fine, freedom of speech, German law, germany, historical awareness, Hitler salute, HitlerSaluteFinesMC, legal action, legal consequences, Melanie Müller, Music (Industry), Nazi symbolism, offensive gesture, Pop Singer, public figure, social media backlash

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	New Chunks Explored:	314478
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where all the players are actually secret pop singers fined for hitler salutes in germany? it’s like, the ultimate escape from reality, man. you can build your own little world and pretend you’re not a famous singer getting in trouble for doing nazi salutes. join now for a wild ride of building, exploring, and avoiding fines for controversial gestures. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Hope SMP: Where the only thing modded is our sense of humor!

1.16.5, Hope, humor, Links, Minecraft, mmo, Modded, RPG, sense, Server, smp, Video, Vote

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP MMO RPG
Mod Voting Channel	Available
Version	1.16.5

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server by following the links provided in the video.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server is modded with an MMO RPG theme.
How can I vote for mods?	You can vote for mods through the designated voting channel on the server.

Minecraft server: AzurCraft #6531

6th Anniversary EU Event, alg, Anchorage Oath, arcade prize shop, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, AzurCraft, call to arms, CN Tierlist, Combat UI update, Cowgirl skins, Crimson Prelusion, Cruise Mission, Discord, Eldridge Retrofit, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, FDG L2D swimsuit, Felix, Flandre, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, JuuchatProject Indentity, Kasumi META, Kersaint, Lore, Minecraft, oath ring, ongoingEN, Painleve, Pittsburgh ASRM, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht catchup, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Server, Shimanto Fate Sims, Ship Tier List, Siren Oceana, Special Login Campaign, SR Bell, SR Herring, SSR Fargo, SSR Indiana, SSR Pittsburgh, SSR Zuihou, Story summary, U-556, Unicorn cheerleader, wichita meta, Wiki, Windborne Steel Wings

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for our 6th Anniversary EU Event where you can earn Windborne Steel Wings and unlock SSR Indiana, SSR Fargo, and SSR Pittsburgh – because who wouldn’t want to sail the high seas with these legendary ships?

But wait, there’s more! We have cowgirl skins for new boats, including U-556, Kersaint, Unicorn cheerleader, Painleve, and FDG L2D swimsuit – because who doesn’t love a boat in a cowboy hat?

And don’t forget about the Anchorage Oath, Eldridge Retrofit, and special login campaign where you can earn an oath ring, 700 gems, and other goodies just for logging in! Plus, we have Felix, Flandre, and Shimanto Fate Sims – because who doesn’t want to see what crazy adventures these characters will get into next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a talking sheep or a dancing creeper – the possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, bad idea, BadIdeaBuyer, Bitcoin, contrarian investing, Cyber trucks, Financial Advice, financial decisions, free market, FTX collapsing, hot potato, house investment, investing, Investment mindset, investment strategy, market psychology, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, tesla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mines Excavated:	2829	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where investing in virtual potatoes is the key to success! Just like in the real world, our server operates on the principles of the free market, but with a twist – the potatoes never cool down!

Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).

And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!

BoyfriendBossMC

boyfriend as doctor, boyfriend as support, boyfriend in appointments, boyfriend in consultations, boyfriend in control appointment, boyfriend in doctor appointments, boyfriend in healthcare, boyfriend in hospital, boyfriend in internship, boyfriend in medical appointments, boyfriend in medical field, boyfriend in medical school, boyfriend in surgery, boyfriend in surgery appointment, boyfriend support, BoyfriendBossMC, controlling boyfriend, doctor appointments, doctor boyfriend, medical student boyfriend

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	8375	Dragon Eggs Found:	3034
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	4675
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in healing through laughter! Just like how this girl’s boyfriend helped her through her nose surgery, we will help you navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft with our expert guidance.

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can bring your partner along for all your virtual adventures. Need help fighting off creepers? No problem, your boyfriend can step in and save the day just like he saved this girl from her panic during doctor appointments.

And don’t worry about your friend judging you for letting your boyfriend see inside your nose – on our server, we embrace all the weird and wonderful things that make us who we are. Plus, who wouldn’t want a partner who can handle a little nose exploration?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your friend will be jealous of all the fun you’re having!

FilmGeekMinecraftSMP

cinematic hidden gems, cinematic hidden treasures, FilmGeekMinecraftSMP, forgotten films, hidden cinematic gems, hidden film treasures, hidden gems, hidden movie gems, hidden movie treasures, lesser-known films, obscure movies, overlooked classics, overlooked gems, overlooked movies, sleeper hits, under-the-radar films, underappreciated cinema, underrated films, underrated masterpieces, underrated movies, undiscovered films

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually secret agents trying to save the world from an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, chickens. But don’t worry, we also have epic quests, insane parkour challenges, and a hidden underground disco club where the villagers like to party. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more like a blockbuster movie than a regular old Minecraft world, come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

MineNSFWSecrets

adult content, Confessions, explicit, fantasies, Forbidden, hidden desires, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Men, MineNSFWSecrets, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, reddit, REVEALING, secret, Sexuality, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

NanoMinecraftCreature

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, diverse players, Dragon Elytra Drops, enjoy minecraft, Fancy, Friends, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, like-minded individuals, measures in place, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Server, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Spice, sprinkle, stay, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	180	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ores Mined:	2126
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	935	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!