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ppl2lazy2walk100ft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Items Found:	2280

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

Apology, Automotive Industry, Cheating, compliance, corporate responsibility, damage control, Emissions, Ethics, Japanese carmaker, Manufacturing, News, production halt, public relations, Quality Control, regulations, repercussions.., scandal, three models, toyaCheatzCraftz, Toyota, vehicle testing

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

stompNbitHorsesLOL

animal aggression, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal handling, animal instincts, animal psychology, Caution, danger, domestication, Equestrian, Equine, fear, horse training, horseback riding, Horses, human-animal bond, large animals, prey animals, Safety, stompNbitHorsesLOL, Trust

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.

CraziestCrimeCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Have you ever heard of the legendary Minecraft server where players can join forces to solve the mystery of the infamous block bandit? This criminal mastermind has been terrorizing the virtual streets, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and leaving chaos in their wake. Join our server and become a block detective, hunting down clues and tracking down the culprit before they strike again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with other players, build epic structures together, and compete in wacky challenges for amazing prizes. Who knew that virtual crime-solving could be so much fun?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and experience the thrill of the chase, the excitement of the unknown, and the joy of building with friends. Who knows, you might just uncover the craziest crime near your place – in the virtual world, of course!

hapyp decizions n stuff

Decisions, decizions, Happiness, hapyp, mental health, personal growth, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, self care habits, self care tips, self compassion, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-care practices, self-care routine, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, Stuff

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Towns Built:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join da bestest minecraft server eva!!! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers butts. if you join, you will automatically become a millionaire in real life. no joke, bill gates himself plays on our server and he will give you all his money if you ask nicely. also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and hackers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

frenchmilitaryinstruktorsinukraineminecraftserver

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got french military instructors in ukraine as targets, like, wtf? that’s some next level shiz right there. you can, like, totally join and be part of the action, maybe even take out some instructors yourself. who knows, maybe russia is already in on this and, like, you could be fighting alongside them. it’s a total wild ride, man. come join the chaos and see where it takes you. it’s gonna be, like, epic and stuff.