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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 594 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 175 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 3773 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Join now and experience the thrill of running away from awkward family gatherings, just like the time you and your boyfriend made a dramatic exit from that 4th of July party. Who needs fireworks when you have explosive arguments with your mom about bean bags?
Don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can shout history facts about the KKK without getting a glass bottle thrown at your head. And if anyone tries to tell you that you’re being overdramatic, just remember – in Minecraft, you can block them!
So, are you ready to escape the drama and embark on a new adventure? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, sometimes Minecraft is less chaotic than family gatherings.