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HateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Zombie Dances:	3	Votes:	4838
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	162	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Do you hate when people build ugly dirt houses in Minecraft? Do you cringe at the sight of someone using cobblestone for everything? Well, then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants to look at that eyesore while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will haunt your dreams if you dare to build something hideous on our server. So come join us and show off your building skills, or risk facing the wrath of the legendary Herobrine!

BlockyBetrayal

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, broken trust, Cheating, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating spouse, cheating wife, Deception, discovering infidelity, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Love Lost, painful discovery, relationship problems, relationships, Trust, unfaithful partner

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Farms Harvested:	267	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting cheated on again! Why? Because our server is filled with loyal and trustworthy players who would never betray you like that. In fact, we have a special plugin that alerts you if anyone on the server is even thinking about cheating on you in real life. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of protection on any other server.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are experts at catching cheaters. They will peck anyone who tries to cheat on you, ensuring that your love life remains drama-free in the Minecraft world.

So come join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a community that has your back, no matter what. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NATOWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Medvedev, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATOWarzone, opposition, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

so, liek, u no how russia’s medvedev is all liek “if ukraine join nato, we go to war”? well, dis server is liek dat, but with less war and more blocky fun! join dis server and u can build ur own nato alliance or start a war with ur frenemies! we got crazy mods dat let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like ride pigs into battle or turn ur enemies into chickens! plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave! come join da madness and see for urself! who needs nato when u got dis epic minecraft server?!

CraftyJohnny1000

Abuse, accusations, allegations, Celebrities, CraftyJohnny1000, entertainment industry, Exploitation, investigation, J-pop, Japan, Johnny Kitagawa, Justice, Men, misconduct, Music (Industry), scandal, sexual abuse, Support, survivors, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	2532
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a party but in minecraft!!! we got so many cool builds and u can make ur own house and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.

and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.

KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

Argument, assertion, BELIEF, Claim, Contention, debate, disagreement, dislike, fact, IHateKetchup, Interpretation, ketchup, KetchupSucks, Objective, opinion, perspective, Statement, Subjective, Truth, Viewpoint

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	355
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCureDepressions

amitriptyline, antidepressant medications, antidepressants, behavioral activation, cognitive behavioral therapy, CraftyCureDepressions, depression treatment, evidence-based treatments, holistic approach., JAMA review, medication management, mental health, mental health care, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological therapies, Psychotherapy, randomized clinical trials, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, Therapy options, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8559

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna cure ur depression cuz we got more dan 20 antidepressants in da game! just pop a virtual pill and u’ll be feelin’ fine in no time! we also offer therapy sessions with our in-game counselors who specialize in behavioral activation. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis crazy cure for ur sadness! come join da fun and leave ur depression behind!

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

Addictive, aroma, aroma therapy, bold flavor, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, dark coffee, DELICIOUS, ENERGIZE, Fragrance, indulgence, JavaJolt, long-lasting, Minecraft, morning, NUTTY, Relaxation, rich aroma, scent, sensory experience, Server, Wake Up

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	3852
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server will make you nut every time the fragrance of dark coffee starts playing. Yes, you heard that right – we have coffee-scented Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and nut to your heart’s content. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join now for the ultimate caffeine-fueled adventure!

LuckyLouie’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

classic tv, comedy, Entertainment, forgotten comedies, Forgotten Gems, forgotten TV shows, HBO, humor, Lane, Louis C.K., Lucky Louie, LuckyLouies, Memory, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, Remembering, Server, Sitcom, stand up comedy, television, Throwback, tv show, underrated shows

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that you’ll forget Lucky Louie ever existed!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever holds it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time you shear it? Collect all the colors of the rainbow and become the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to gain entry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Lucky Louie when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

Bro’s GF Pays & Plays Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bros, brother, Chores, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, freeloading, Girlfriend, guest etiquette, House, house rules, household expenses, living arrangement, living together, long-term stay, Minecraft, Pays, PLAYS, privacy, Server, shared space, Utilities

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	6455	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like my brother’s girlfriend moving in without contributing!

Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about unexpected house guests taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without the fear of unwanted roommates showing up with suitcases.

Plus, our server is so big that you’ll never have to worry about sharing your space with anyone else. No more arguments over who cleans what or who pays for utilities – it’s all about building and exploring in peace.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who doesn’t overstay her welcome!

TurkeyCraft: No In-Laws Allowed!

Allowed, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, covid precautions, Decision making, Etiquette, family, gatherings, holiday, in-laws, Inclusivity, inlaws, Meeting, nuclear families, parents, relationships, Siblings, Thanksgiving, Traditions, TurkeyCraft, Wedding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where everyone just sits around and talks about the weather? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza like no other, where your virtual family can finally meet each other in pixelated glory.

Imagine a world where your sister’s in-laws are actually creepers, and your fiancé’s parents are villagers trading emeralds for enchanted diamond swords. It’s a holiday feast like no other, with turkey made of pixels and pumpkin pie that never runs out.

But beware, if you don’t invite everyone to the party, you might just find yourself facing a virtual family feud that could rival any soap opera. Will your sister’s in-laws crash the party anyway, causing chaos and mayhem in the blocky world? Only time will tell.

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just end up with a new in-law who’s a pro at building epic castles. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this Thanksgiving is going to be a blast!