Glonfert Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep stampedes through your base, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, only to be interrupted by a horde of zombie pigmen joining in on the fun?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and will stop at nothing to rule the server with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you dare to challenge their rule?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

ReunionRage: NoWifeAllowed

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of your wife turning every conversation into a dramatic saga about her health issues? Do you want to escape the never-ending loop of hospital stories and family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a weekend of fun and adventure, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive against the creepers and zombies. Leave behind the constant reminders of heart surgeries and medical procedures, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds.

Escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time with friends. So leave your wife at home, grab your pickaxe, and join us for a reunion like no other. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the real world behind!

CraftyGamerGals: Spying on Taliban

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where the taliban hires female spies to catch women breaking harsh new laws! if you think you can outsmart these sneaky spies and survive in a world where anything goes, then this server is for you! build secret hideouts, form alliances, and watch out for those undercover agents who will stop at nothing to enforce the rules. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

What is the IP for Vampyro111 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Vampyro111 is a mysterious and enigmatic individual known for their deep interest in all things dark and supernatural. With a passion for gothic literature, horror movies, and black magic, Vampyro111 has cultivated a unique persona that sets them apart from the mainstream. Their online presence is shrouded in mystery, with a dedicated following of fans who are drawn to their dark aesthetic and intriguing content. In their spare time, Vampyro111 enjoys exploring abandoned buildings, practicing witchcraft, and delving into the occult.

Sano City

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Sano City is created in 2024, mainly focus on building a fictional city in minecraft. You can visit the buildings that we built in this server. All names and flags in this server is fictional, any similarity is purely coincidental. TO JOIN SERVER, YOU MUST TYPE THE SERVER IP WITH THE PORT!

sanocity.hopto.org:6

SoulCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimension Hops:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper on caffeine!

Join us for epic adventures and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks. Our community is filled with players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves, but in a good way!

Explore our world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few secret portals to other dimensions (or just a really cool cave system, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free enchanted diamond sword that can turn your enemies into chickens (literally, it’s hilarious).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

ABUs unite Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride where chaos reigns supreme and drama is always on the menu.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Why? Because why not! Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building ridiculous structures, and starting epic battles over the most trivial things.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours, but beware, those llamas are sneaky little buggers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

BoyfriendBlastedParents

aita, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlastedParents, Cancer, Circumstances, family, Florida, Grandfather, Hospital, introduction, Labor Day weekend, Maryland, NY, parents, road trip, sad, School, stress, trip, uncle, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Secret Passages Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of meeting your virtual boyfriend’s parents, who may or may not be furious at your in-game family for not taking 10 minutes out of their schedule to say hi. 2. Build your own virtual bedroom and never leave it, just like the stressed-out father in this tale. 3. Explore the world of Minecraft while navigating the delicate balance of family relationships and drama.

So come on down to our server and let’s build some virtual bridges while we navigate through the chaos of family dynamics. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

SelfLoathingCraft

Insecurity, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-care, self-criticism, self-destructive thoughts, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-sabotage, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Enchantments Applied:	121	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Votes:	988
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! That’s right, you can prance around the world spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere you go.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best chicken impression and they’ll lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. It’s like a rave party that never ends! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old Steve forever!

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	9045	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber known for his dry humor and deadpan delivery. He creates content ranging from video game commentary to comedic skits and reviews. His unique style has garnered a large following, with millions of subscribers across his various social media platforms. Penguinz0 is highly regarded for his honest and unfiltered commentary on a wide range of topics, making him a favorite among fans of online comedy.