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Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
New Chunks Explored:	146165	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Animals Bred:	105	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crops Grown:	8193	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

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CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server

Awards, collaboration, Community, Content Creator, cookieswirlc, CookieSwirlCs, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, filian, Gaming, influencer, Interaction, Ironmouse, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, online presence, Popular, recognition, Server, social media, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!

Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

console ecosystem, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming habits, gaming industry, gaming market, gaming platforms, gaming preferences, gaming trends, Minecraft, PC Gaming, PC releases, pixels, PlayStation, ps, PS libraries, PS to PC converts, PS5, Server, Sony, Tied, video games, Xbox

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	907100
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Star Shards Collected:	226
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Battles, catch em all, Challenges, Characters, Competition, Defeat, Edition, Female Protagonists, gameplay, Gaming, heroines, LOSING, losing heroines, Makeine, Minecraft, Obstacles, Quests, smp, Storyline, too many, video games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, anarchy servers, better than other servers, Donations, Economy, Fly, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, minecraft server, mystics, No Mini-Games, OPEN RECRUITMENT, Pirate, Private, private blocks, PvE, PvP, Russian, rutube, Survival, tiktok, twitch, ut, Vanilla, version 1.16-1.21.31, Weddings

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Cool Minecraft server. This is anarchy!

We have private blocks linked to tg!

We have mystics!!!

We have almost everything that is on the anarchy servers!!!

Version 1.16-1.21.31!!!

We are better than all other servers!

Free donation is ut/ut+/tiktok/tiktok+/twitch/twitch+/rutube/rutube+!!!

We also have open recruitment for administration, write to tg

https://t.me/starride1r

hub.starride.ru:19132

Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

90lbs, acceptance, black woman, cultural norms, Diversity, Family Planning, interracial children, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, negress, night, personal growth, racial biases, racism, RAVAGED, self improvement, self-control, Server, societal change, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, white wife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!