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ObamaFanClub Minecraft Server

Admiration, Bipartisan, Breaking911, current president, first lady, former president, leadership, Michelle Obama, MIGA, Minecraft, mutual respect, obama, ObamaFanClub, political figures, Politics, praise, president, Respect, Server, Statement, trump, tweet, Unity

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mines Excavated:	4927	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server where even Trump is praising Obama! That’s right, you’ll find the most unexpected alliances here. Rumor has it that Obama and Trump were seen building a giant White House together in our server, with Michelle and Melania overseeing the construction while sipping on virtual cocktails. If you want to witness the most epic bromance in Minecraft history, then this is the server for you. MIGA (Make Internet Gaming Awesome) with us!

Minecraft SMP: /acrg/ Artist/Commissioner Rant Party #786

786, acrg, Anythinggoes, artist, ArtistCommissioner, bad artists, bad commissioners, BEWARE, commissioner, Exploitation, general, Gone Phishing Edition, Horu, j6un9, jbunny, Jocelyn Jones, kathielnotfound, Minecraft, OkiOppai, Party, Pixxy, rant, scam, Skitterleaf, smp, Snoopcrow, Timedwatcher

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server for the ultimate Artist/Commissioner Rant General experience! We’ve got more tea than a high tea party, and more shade than a palm tree.

Vent about those bad artists and commissioners who have wronged you, and share your horror stories with fellow players. Beware of Horu, Pixxy, OkiOppai, and the rest of the shady crew – they’ll scam you faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and plenty of screenshots to roast those who try to delete their posts. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyClash Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, argentina, Argument, brother-in-law, Comment, CraftyClash, crazy Latina wife, culture, ENGAGEMENT, family, Girlfriend, Heated, jokes, Minecraft, Nationality, over the top, racism, Server, Sofia Vergara, stand up for myself, Usa

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of dealing with annoying in-laws and their inappropriate comments? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and fun environment. Build a fortress to protect yourself from unwanted family drama or team up with other players to take down the haters.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can stand up for yourself without any consequences. No need to hold back – let out your inner warrior and show them who’s boss. And hey, if things get too heated, just teleport away to a peaceful meadow and relax with some virtual sheep.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even find a fellow player who understands your struggles and has your back. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

NoFamilyNameTraditionLOL

baby names, compromise, family bonding, family conflicts, family decision-making, family dynamics, family expectations, family heritage, family history, family legacy, family name tradition, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational names, NoFamilyNameTraditionLOL, tradition, unique names

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being pressured into naming your Minecraft creations after your husband’s family tradition? Join our server and break free from the chains of family expectations! Build whatever you want and name it whatever you please, without anyone breathing down your neck about tradition.

On our server, you can create a world where your child’s name is as unique and fresh as you desire. No more outdated names or feeling trapped by family legacies. Let your creativity run wild and give your creations names that truly mean something to you and your husband.

Don’t be the bad guy in your own Minecraft world – join our server and make your own rules! Who cares about tradition when you can have a world filled with names that you and your husband both love? Say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join now and start building your dream world, one unique name at a time!

ChallengeAcceptedMC SMP

behind the scenes, ChallengeAcceptedMC, covert obstacles, exclusive challenges, exclusive hardships, faced it, hidden struggles, individual hurdles, internal conflicts, overcoming obstacles, personal challenges, Personal experiences, private battles, private challenges, secret trials, smp, solitary tests, unexpected challenge, unique challenges, unseen battles, unseen challenges, untold difficulties

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	69

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you dare to face challenges like no other, such as trying to tame a herd of explosive llamas or navigating a maze filled with singing creepers. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive our server’s insane obstacles and come out victorious.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and befriend the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Crafternoon Delight

Adults, art, Brainstorming, Cooking, Crafternoon, Crafting, creative thinking, creativity, Dance, DELIGHT, diy projects, Exercise, hobbies, imagination, innovation, mental health, Music, problem solving, Relaxation, Self-expression, stress relief, Writing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	143
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6069
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos that will make you question why you ever grew up in the first place.

Need a break from boring adult responsibilities? Our server is the perfect place to let your inner child run free and build whatever your heart desires. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your hard drive).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover their hidden lair and become the richest player in all the land.

So why waste your time with boring adult activities when you could be building epic structures, battling creepers, and uncovering the mysteries of the cow society? Join our server today and let the fun begin!

StarHonkaiCraft – Minecraft Server

Honkai Impact, Honkai Impact 3, honkai impact 3rd, honkai star rail, honkai star rail banners, honkai star rail characters, honkai star rail codes, Honkai Star Rail download, honkai star rail events, Honkai Star Rail exhibition., honkai star rail gameplay, Honkai Star Rail marketing, Honkai Star Rail news, honkai star rail resources, Honkai Star Rail templates, Honkai Star Rail thread, Honkai Star Rail tools, honkai star rail trailers, Honkai Star Rail updates, Honkai: Star Rail General, Minecraft, Server, StarHonkaiCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s 5* Wind Hunt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

Join us for a wild adventure that’s crazier than Jiaoqiu’s “Pneumanull Rice” trailer. Build your own world and battle it out with other players in epic duels that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

With more character banners than you can shake a stick at, including Yunli, Huohuo, Hanya, Yukong, and Lynx, you’ll never run out of new challenges to conquer. Plus, our redeemable codes are so good, they’ll make Moze’s 4* Lightning Hunt look like child’s play.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you there, gamers!

HeyCraft SMP – The Ultimate Block Party!

BLOCK, browsing, Chatting, digital communication, forum, hey, HeyCraft, insomnia, Interacting, internet, kill, late night, Lurking, message board, Online Community, Party, Posting, pw, sleep well, smp, socializing, stop by, Thread, Ultimate, virtual interaction

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our SMP where the mobs are actually secret agents trying to steal your diamonds! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out questionable life advice. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! And remember, if you hear a creeper whispering in your ear at night, it’s probably just trying to sell you a timeshare in the Nether. Sweet dreams!

DebtCollectorMom123

Accountability, alternative solutions, Bank, Boundaries, Communication, Credit, DEBT, DebtCollectorMom123, family, financial responsibility, financial stress, generational differences, installment, loan, Mortgage, Mother, office, overseas job, payment plan, property ownership, Trust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Votes:	5275	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s financial issues? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists just like this wild story.

Imagine a world where you’re constantly reminded of your debts, just like those pesky reminders from the bank. But instead of stressing out, you can channel that energy into building epic structures and conquering the virtual world!

Don’t worry about being late on payments, here you can just mine some diamonds and trade them for in-game currency. No need to deal with double payments or interest rates – unless you’re trading with villagers, of course.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just escape to our virtual office space (that you actually use) and relax with some virtual coffee. Who needs real estate drama when you can create your own virtual empire?

So join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life problems at the door – because here, the only debt you’ll have is to your fellow players for not sharing your epic loot!

HatePeopleInLife – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Attitudes, aversion, Behaviors, characteristics, Contempt, disdain, dislike, emotions, Frustration, HatePeopleInLife, hatred, INDIVIDUALS, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, people, personality traits, Pet Peeves, Qualities, Repulsion, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7056	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in real life? Sick of villagers stealing your crops and not even saying sorry? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally unleash your inner rage on those pesky mobs and players who dare to challenge you.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you could ever dream of. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. Think you have what it takes?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night? Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just really good at laying eggs. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t find on any other Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared to face off against the most fearsome enemy of all… lag.