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CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	635537	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll witness more embarrassing moments than you can shake a diamond sword at! Picture this: a player accidentally mining straight down and falling into a pit of lava, or someone mistaking a creeper for their pet cat and trying to cuddle it. The possibilities for hilarity are endless on our server! So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it ends up on YouTube).

FossilFoolsMC: COP29 Expansion

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate hosts, climate negotiations, climate policy, climate summit, COP29, COP29 climate, energy policy, environmental impact, environmental policy, expanding fossil fuels, Expansion, fossil fuel expansion, fossil fuel industry, FossilFoolsMC, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, renewable energy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8980
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be expandin’ fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow! We got lava pits for days and coal mines deeper than your ex’s love for you.

Our server is so lit, even COP29 climate hosts are like “Dang, these guys are on fire!” Literally, cuz we got so much lava flowin’ around.

Join us and help us destroy the environment in the most epic way possible. Who needs trees when you can have diamond armor, amirite? Let’s keep the fossil fuels burnin’ and the fun never endin’! See you there, or not, cuz you might be too busy savin’ the planet or whatever. #sorrynotsorry #minecraftmadness

BioChainCraft

Ancestry, BioChainCraft, biology, chain, continuity, Dna, Evolution, evolutionary process, Existence, generations, genetic makeup, genetics, heritage, History, Inheritance, Life, lineage, long tail, Origin, Reproduction, species

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ores Mined:	4652
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Yo, listen up! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure of all time! Imagine this: you are the offspring of a long line of creatures who have been doin’ the dirty for billions of years. That’s right, you are the result of some serious biological shenanigans that have been going on since the dawn of time!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure caves filled with diamonds the size of your head. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least find a really cool hat for your character. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this!

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

action games, Competent, competent game, dead or alive, engaging storylines, game creators, game design, game developers, game development, game studio, Gamers, gaming excellence, gaming industry, High-quality graphics, innovative gameplay, Japanese developers, ninja gaiden, NinjaCraft, Server, skilled developers, successful franchises, TALENTED, team ninja, video games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6289	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

Adversity, athletic prowess, boxing, Competition, discrimination, Drama, fat white loser, great white hope, heavyweight champion, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racism, Redemption, Server, SnowyPixel, Social Issues, society, sports, Struggle, triumph, Underdog, white privilege

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!

PiratePlayzCraft

books, cartoons, children, children’s literature, DAUGHTER, high school mascot, Murderers, Pirate adventures, pirate characters, pirate culture, pirate entertainment, pirate fascination, pirate media, pirate stories, Pirate Theme, PiratePlayzCraft, Pirates, pirates for kids, Popular, thieves, tv shows

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Divine Spears Created:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!

But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!

So if you wanna join the craziest pirate-themed Minecraft server around, come aboard and set sail with us. Just watch out for those pesky parrots, they’re always up to no good. Arrr!

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

Army, Army Battle, Branch of the guild, BUILD, bustling towns, Civilization, Civilization Simulation, Clan Artemis, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, Farming, Friends, guild, guild member, guildman, hats, Minecraft, Nations, Players, Prestige, PvP, Rich, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, silly, Swords, Towns

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Emeralds Found:	4875	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

/pol/raft Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, community engagement, conservative values, Cultural preservation, current events, ethnonationalism, free speech, identity politics, internet communities, Minecraft, nationalist movements, online activism, online forums, POL, political discussions, Politics, polraft, racial demographics, racial identity, Server, Social Issues, white nationalism, WHITE PRIDE

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	2868	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Items Found:	6028
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!