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CraftyCreeperClan

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

CraftyCreeperJewYorkAttack

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	150

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world of blocky fun! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy!

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, there are also creepy creatures lurking in the shadows, like zombie llamas and skeleton cows.

our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves and have epic battles with giant mutant squids. we even have our own currency called “minecraft moolah” that you can use to buy rare items and power-ups.

so come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy involving evil villagers and a plot to take over the minecraft universe. it’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some blocky adventures!

HamasCraft – Deportation Edition

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the admins are so crazy they deport people like canada deporting ex-employees of hamas-linked aid groups? well, this server is the place for you! come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get deported for building a house too close to someone else’s! who knows what will happen next on this wacky server! join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand!

PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	488
Zombie Dances:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber for epic battles and blocky adventures!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	640211	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Animals Bred:	136	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of water monsters appears! But don’t worry, we’ve got a special event where you can battle these monsters on a floating island of innocence. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a summoning event where you can call forth the legendary Hai Ba Trung to help you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with advanced quests that will test your skills to the limit. And if you ever need help planning your next move, we’ve got all the tools you need, from servant material lookup to a coin calculator and even a damage calculator.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

PepeCraft: Where Memes and Anime Collide in Blocky Adventures!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	30655	Falling into the Void:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t even mention Pepe the frog in your favorite anime? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Pepe paradise! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, tons of Pepe references that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Pepe shrine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the Pepe party begin!

PuzzleCraft: Where Puzzles Are Solved and Blocks Are Mined!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3093	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Zombie Dances:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate puzzle paradise! Join us at Minewind and get ready to put your brain to the test with mind-bending puzzles that will have you scratching your head in confusion (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your riches? Or will you be outsmarted by the devious puzzles and never see the light of day again? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us at Minewind and embark on the craziest, most puzzling adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your thinking cap – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Beauty Boutique: Where Even the Creepers Are Fabulous!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	72	Star Shards Collected:	104
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where the NPCs are so advanced, they’ll clean your toilet for you! That’s right, in our virtual world, even the characters have jobs to do. And who wouldn’t want a Brazilian maid cleaning their Minecraft toilet? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a plunger!

Minty McBlockface – The Ultimate Fantôme Adventure!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Lady Mint Edition. Legend has it that she once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Her skills are unmatched, her builds are legendary, and her YouTube channel is the stuff of Minecraft dreams.

And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to Mint & Matara Podcast merch that will make all your blocky friends jealous. Plus, did I mention the covers? Lady Mint Edition’s renditions of Minecraft tunes will make you want to dance like a zombie villager on a full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

BrownTownCraft: Where we ask the important questions like “How brown is too brown?” Join us for some LOLs and epic adventures!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Farms Harvested:	994
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so brown, it’ll make you question if brown is even a color! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is brown – the trees, the animals, even the diamonds! But be warned, if you can’t handle the brown, you might just go insane! So come on, join us and see just how brown you can handle!

– “Blocky Banter” – “Creepin’ Crafters” – “Pixel Pals” – “Llama Land” – “Redstone Rascals” – “Endermen Empire” – “Zombie Zone” – “Creeper Chaos” – “Diamond Dynasty” – “Crafty Craziness”

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	137	Buildings Constructed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is about to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They can build anything your heart desires, from a giant toilet to a working roller coaster that will make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.