GlobalGoals Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchantments Applied:	130	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Enchantments Applied:	235
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Spears Created:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5898	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Emeralds Found:	4781
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

us2.falixserver.net:29633

🍄 CubeCadia: Where Creepers Laugh, and Players Cry! Join us for the ultimate chaos!

Biomes, Boss, BUILD, Chaos, Cherry, Community, CREEPERS, cry, CubeCadia, Discord, Explore, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, Jobs, Join, LAUGH, level up, luxurious items, Players, PlayStation, Plugins, Quests, Rewards, shopping district, smp, sniffer pets, Trailer, Ultimate

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp
Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards
Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19 – 1.20.6
Is there a friendly community of players?	Yes, CubeCadia has a friendly community of players
Can I play on different devices?	Yes, you can play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation
Are there daily quests available?	Yes, there are daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests

HatemaX Minecraft Server

accessories, advice, Confidence, fashion, Fashion tips, Grooming, hat accessories, hat confidence, hat fashion, hat grooming, hat selection, hat styles, hat trends, HatemaX, hatemaxxing, hats, Headwear, Minecraft, personal style, self improvement, Server, Style, Tips

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	172
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of blending in with all the other Steve’s and Alex’s on boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we take hatemaxxing to a whole new level! Join us and you’ll have access to the most outrageous and hilarious hats you’ve ever seen. Want to wear a giant taco on your head? Done. How about a flamingo riding a unicycle? We’ve got it. And the best part? Each hat gives you a special power in-game, like shooting rainbow lasers or summoning a herd of dancing pigs to follow you around. So come join us and show off your hatemaxxing skills like never before!

Pixelmon Adventures: Minecraft SMP 2023

Adventures, Evolution, Hogator, lime, little guy, Minecraft, miss, Pixelmon, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokémon anticipation, Pokémon Battle, pokemon community, Pokémon evolution, Pokémon evolution event, Pokémon evolution test, Pokémon excitement, Pokemon fans, Pokémon journey, Pokémon test, Pokemon trainers, practical application test, Roy, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us as we witness Roy and Hogator face off against Lime in the ultimate practical application test. Rumor has it that this showdown will lead to Lime’s evolution into a supercharged mega creature. Don’t miss out on this epic event – join our server now and witness the madness unfold! Who knows, you might even get a front row seat to the wildest Minecraft battle of all time.