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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8380 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 3655 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.
So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!