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HaniyehsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Foreign involvement, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, HaniyehsRevenge, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movement, RETALIATION, Server, short-range projectile, targeted killing, Terrorism, world news

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Towns Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll think you got hit by a short-range projectile like Hamas leader Haniyeh 😂 we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items! join now or risk missing out on all the chaos and mayhem! #minecraftmadness #joinusbeforeyougethitbyaprojectile 😜🔥🚀

SubmarineSlayin’ S-400Craft

Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea crisis, defense strategy, eastern europe, enemy submarine, international relations, military confrontation, military intelligence, military operation, military strike, military technology, missile defense, naval warfare, S-400 air defense system, S400Craft, security measures, SubmarineSlayin, temporarily occupied Crimea, territorial dispute, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian General Staff

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have submarines and air defense systems just like in Ukraine! Except ours are way cooler because they’re made out of blocks!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild submarine appears and starts shooting at you! But don’t worry, our S-400 air defense system will protect you and blast that submarine out of the water!

Join now for the most intense battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs Ukraine when you have our server?!

BreatheCraft: Blinkless Life

Awareness, blinking, Blinkless, BreatheCraft, Breathing, EYES, facts, health, human body, INTERESTING, Life, Longevity, LUNGS, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, physiology, respiratory system, Science, statistics, Trivia, wellness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.

You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.

Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, christcucks, Christianity, criticism, cultural perceptions, cyberbullying, derogatory terms, disrespectful language, FAITH, Holycraft, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, Religion, religious extremism, religious insults, religious intolerance, Server, societal attitudes, Stereotypes, trolling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Animals Bred:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with Christcucks who just can’t handle the awesomeness of our Minecraft server? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual playground for gamers who are ready to leave the Christcucks behind and embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as crazy as you are!

MarriagelessMC in Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Character development, Climax, FANTASY, Happy Ending, Hero, love interest, Manga, manga series, manga storyline, Marriage, MarriagelessMC, mc, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, relationship, resolution, romance, Saving the World, shounen manga, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9222
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the insane stories we create together! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building massive castles, and maybe even finding true love in the virtual world (we can’t promise you’ll actually marry your Minecraft crush, but hey, anything is possible in this crazy place). Our server is filled with hilarious moments, epic quests, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that creeper). So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter, come join us and become the hero of your own Minecraft story!

DogToyDrama Minecraft Server

attached, Defensive, Destroyed, dog toy, DogToyDrama, expensive toy, favorite toy, Friend, kids will be kids, Minecraft, overreacted, Pay, Replace, ruined, Server, small dog, specific toy, TENSE, Upset, upset dog, upset owner

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7109	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	6588

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a dog’s favorite toy! Join us for a wild adventure where we promise to protect your virtual pets’ belongings at all costs.

Imagine a world where your furry friends can roam freely without the fear of their toys being destroyed by mischievous little players. Our server offers a safe haven for all pets and their beloved possessions.

Don’t let your dog suffer like the poor pup in the story above. Join us now and experience a virtual paradise where every toy is cherished and every pet is pampered. Who knew Minecraft could be so paw-some?

CousinCraft: No Kids Allowed!

ableist, Allowed, child-free wedding, CousinCraft, disabled cousin, disruptive behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, high schooler, Hypocrite, Kids, legal adult, mature teenager, mental disabilities, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone is welcome, no matter their mental age or maturity level! We don’t discriminate against anyone, even if they have the mind of an 8-year-old like your cousin. Plus, our virtual weddings are always child-free, so you won’t have to worry about any disruptions from youngins. Come join us for a fun and drama-free experience like no other!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war activist, detention, dies in custody, freedom of speech, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, hunger strike, injustice, International Outcry, Minecraft, peaceful resistance, pianist, Pianocraft, political prisoner, protest, protest movement, Russian, Server, social justice, Tragedy, tragic loss, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dimension Hops:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian pianists playing music in the background while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! we even have an anti-war activist who will protest against all the griefers and trolls in the server, fighting for justice and peace in the blocky world. but be warned, if you don’t join, you might end up like the pianist, dying in custody during a hunger strike for not being part of the most lit server in all of minecraft history! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

OceanCurrents2030s

2030s, Atlantic Ocean, climate change, climate crisis, collapse, currents, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, Gulf stream, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, North Atlantic, ocean circulation, ocean currents collapse, ocean temperatures, OceanCurrents2030s, oceanography, research, Sea Level Rise, weather patterns

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Votes:	2629
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

yo listen up gamers, dis server be like dat critical system of Atlantic Ocean currents, bout to collapse in da 2030s. but don’t worry, we ain’t sinkin’ no ships, we be buildin’ em in Minecraft! join dis server for a wild ride, where da only thing collapsin’ be your expectations of what a Minecraft server can be. come sail da high seas with us and let’s build a world so epic, even Poseidon would be jelly. so grab your pickaxe and hop on board, cuz dis server be sinkin’… in fun!

DecayCraft: Burning Bodies

Bodies, body decay, body disposal, body preservation, burial, burial process, burial restrictions, Burning, corpse disposal, cremation, cremation process, cremation restrictions, DecayCraft, decomposition, decomposition prevention, decomposition process, decomposition rate, ecological impact, environmental issues, funeral practices, funeral traditions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own zombie army cuz all bodies on dis server NEVER decompose. u can have ur own pet zombie named bob who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. plus, u can have epic battles with other players’ zombie armies and see who will be the ultimate zombie master. come join da fun and chaos on dis server, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun!