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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5887 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 4338 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re eating vegetable soup left out overnight – covered, of course. Who needs food safety guidelines when you can live life on the edge with us?
We’ve got more surprises than finding a spongecake that’s been sitting on the counter for two weeks. And don’t worry about getting sick, our server is like a vegan spaghetti sauce in the fridge after two weeks – still perfectly fine to enjoy!
So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take risks like never before, join us now! Just remember, if it’s not a little questionable, it’s not worth it.