CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Star Shards Collected:	153	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9822
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Farms Harvested:	310	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1849

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2366	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Falling into the Void:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

SugarRushCraft

aging, biological age, cellular health, cellular level, dietary habits, epigenetic age, findings, health, healthy diet, less sugar, Midlife, MINERALS, nutrition, research, scientific study, study, sugar consumption, sugar intake, SugarRushCraft, VITAMINS, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

join our epic minecraft server where eating virtual cake actually makes you younger in the game! forget about aging in real life, on our server you can reverse the clock by munching on some healthy pixelated food.

we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.

so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?

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