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NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Items Found:	3670	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7423	Ores Mined:	3872
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	236
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!