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BlockyBrigade: DetentionDisaster

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, BlockyBrigade, Detainee, Detainees, detainment, Detention Facility, DetentionDisaster, Held, HUMAN RIGHTS, idf, interrogation, investigation, Israeli defense forces, Justice, Military, Military Police, misconduct, Raid, VIOLATION

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	151
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the military police raid the IDF detention facility? Well, now’s your chance! Come join us and witness the chaos as 9 players are held for ‘serious abuse of a detainee’ – who knew Minecraft could get so intense?!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun activities too! Build your own prison and see if you can escape before the military police come knocking. Or team up with your friends and start a riot in the cafeteria – just make sure to grab some cake before things get out of hand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know when the military police might show up again.

SlowlyCraft – Life’s Pointlessness

acceptance, acceptance of fate, contemplation, death, Deep thinking, existentialism, inevitability, leisurely pace, life’s pointlessness, Lifes, mortality, patience, philosophy, pointlessness, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, slow movement, slow pace, SlowlyCraft, snails, turtles, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

join our epic minecraft server where snails and turtles rule the land! why, you ask? because they understand the meaning of life and take it slow, just like our server!

imagine building your dream house at a snail’s pace, knowing that it’s not about the destination but the journey. and who knows, maybe you’ll find a wise old turtle to give you life advice as you mine for diamonds.

plus, our server is so chill that even creepers have taken up yoga and meditation to find inner peace before exploding. so come join us and embrace the slow life, because in the end, we’re all just snails and turtles in a vast minecraft world.

CartilageCraft

bioactive materials, Biomaterials, biotechnology, bone regeneration, cartilage cells, cartilage repair, CartilageCraft, cell receptors, cell regeneration, cell therapy, damaged cartilage, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanofibers, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, neurons, regenerative medicine, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue repair

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crops Grown:	3437
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Towns Built:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

LOL COME TO OUR SERVER AND DANCE WITH NANO FIBERS!!! THEY MAKE YOUR CARTILAGE CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND HEAL FASTER!!! IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DOING THE CHA CHA CHA AND YOUR BONES BREAKDANCING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE EVEN THE BLOCKS GET DOWN AND BOOGIE!!!

SnakePitMC Survival

Adventure PvP Vanilla Skyblock Factions Roleplay Creative Minigames Economy Towny Hardcore Modded Pixelmon BedWars SkyWars Prison Parkour Anarchy Prison RPG, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Votes:	6914
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

SnakePitMC is an exciting Survival Minecraft server where players venture into the wilderness, gathering resources and battling the elements to thrive.

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JotunheimMC

1.21, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Cross-Play, Dangers, Discord, Economy, Factions, Intense battles, JotunheimMC, master status, MCMMO, MECHS, Minecraft, mobs, NPC-Quester, PvP, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Skills, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

OPENS OFFICIALLY20. JULY

Welcome to Jotunheim – the ultimate Minecraft experience for version 1.21!

MCMMO: Improve your skills and achieve master status! Survival: Gather resources, build impressive structures, and survive the dangers. NPC-Quester: Encounter NPCs with exciting quests and rewards. PVP: Test your skills against other players in intense battles. All-new 1.21 experience: Explore new biomes, mobs and mechs.

Join our community: Discord: https://discord.gg/wGSjZGEvHWNettsted: jotunmc.no

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Surviving on the Perfect SMP Server: Where even the creepers can’t resist joining our Discord

border, BUILD, Chunks, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Farms, Grief, JOINING, Limits, Minecraft, perfect, Plugins, Protection, PvP, Redstone, Resist, Server, smp, Surviving, Trading, Updates, villagers

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	150
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Perfect SMP Overview

Perfect SMP IP: PerfectSMP.com

Perfect SMP Discord: https://discord.gg/mQR5UPEdp5

Perfect SMP is a Minecraft 1.21 survival server with grief protection. No resets. No world border limits. When a new Minecraft update is released, the new chunks will be added to the world without a reset and without needing to limit the world border

Features

Features	Yes/No

Grief Protection	Yes
Survival	Yes
No resets	Yes
New chunks after new update is released	Yes
No World Border restrictions	No world border restrictions indeed

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the Perfect SMP server? A: You can join by using the IP PerfectSMP.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there grief protection on the server? A: Yes, there is grief protection on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: Are there any world resets on the server? A: No, there are no resets on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: Is there a limit to the world border on the server? A: No, there are no world border restrictions on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: How do I join the Perfect SMP Discord server? A: You can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/mQR5UPEdp5

CraftyCunt Minecraft Server

CraftyCunt, Fantasy pregnancy, fetish desires, Impregnation fetish, Impregnation kink, Interracial impregnation, Interracial Relationships, Interracial reproduction, Minecraft, Pregnancy kink, Race fetish, Race of the woman you’d impregnate, race play, Racial fantasies, Server, sexual fantasies, sexual fetishes, sexual preferences, taboo desires, taboo fantasies, Your cunt, Your race

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aoc, BTFO, current events, debate, Defeat, ftw, internet trolls, Minecraft, News, Online Community, online discussion, POL, political backlash, political commentary, political discourse, political forum, political memes, Politics, smp, social media, trillionth time, Victory, wrecked

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Farms Harvested:	259
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crops Grown:	9626	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

BabyRage Minecraft Server

academic pressure, avoidance, BabyRage, body shaming, colorism, comparison, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hospital visit, infertility issues, Jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, newborn baby, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling rivalry, social anxiety, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1221
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the mistake in your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you’re constantly compared to your siblings! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the pressure of living up to unrealistic expectations.

Unlike real life, where your family constantly reminds you of your flaws, on our server, you can build your own empire and be the ruler of your own destiny. No more being berated for your appearance or feeling like you’re not good enough. On our server, you’re a superstar!

Escape the drama of family gatherings and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best version of yourself. No more feeling like the odd one out or being overshadowed by your siblings. Join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any comparisons or criticisms. It’s time to take control of your own story and have some fun in a world where you’re the star!

WeddingDramaCraft

bridezilla, choosing sides, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, maid of honor, refusing to help, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, standing up for spouse, support spouse, uninvited husband, wedding day drama, wedding drama, wedding drama fallout, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, wedding planning, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Votes:	6658	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and wedding shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life conflicts, like uninviting your sister’s charismatic husband from the wedding. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer virtual worlds and build epic structures?

Don’t be stuck between a rock and a hard place, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we promise no one will bombard you with messages about ruining their virtual wedding – unless it’s all in good fun!

So say goodbye to real-life dilemmas and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knew escaping family drama could be so entertaining?