🔥glastonbury 2022 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	72
Magic Items Found:	4597	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	24

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	942419

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Emeralds Found:	1892
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ores Mined:	3690
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	5301	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5410	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Crops Grown:	7318	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	804906
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!