Glass Him Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Glassy McSwordface

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Join us and witness the INSANE battles that take place daily between players armed with nothing but carrots and feather dusters. Don’t worry, we have a strict “no actual weapons” policy to keep things interesting!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary ESL (Evil Sheep Legion) who roam the land terrorizing unsuspecting players with their diabolical plans. Will you join forces with them or stand against their woolly tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, even the blocks have a mind of their own!

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

Accommodation, all inclusive, celebration, donation link, dress codes, expensive wedding, Extravagant, financial status, gift policy, GiftlessGamer, grandiose wedding, Guilt, highlight, honeymoon, Minecraft, Miscommunication., multiple events, newlyweds, prestigious resort, refined taste, Server, Unclear

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Farms Harvested:	867
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Spears Created:	30
Runes Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Towns Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	6192
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8461	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1602

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Void Gems Collected:	29	Farms Harvested:	720
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Runes Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ores Mined:	4625	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	190148
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!