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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mines Excavated:	1321

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Star Shards Collected:	131	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	9830	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ores Mined:	2048	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Buildings Constructed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwipeRun server Minecraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

5.188.118.142:30058

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4705
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!