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Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8101
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5932
Villages Defended:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Emeralds Found:	5887	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Towns Built:	1	Votes:	5599
Buildings Constructed:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchantments Applied:	297

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.

CERF Hub

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Feedback, Forge, Friends, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Emeralds Found:	7517
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	19

New vanilla Pixelmon Server (In Progress)

Minecraft Version 1.16.5

Pixelmon Version 9.1.11 Download Pixelmon Here –> https://reforged.gg/

Download Forge Here –> https://files.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.16.5.html

Give feedback as to how to make the server better! Also Vote for this server!

Try to build a community with your friends!

https://discord.gg/r99PRjTSDc

51.81.245.168:25585

CoastSideMC

Awesome Players, bedrock, CoastSideMC, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Friendly staff, high quality, hiring staff, java, Minecraft, Network, Prisons, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Unique Content, Website

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Animals Bred:	196	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

CoastSideMC is a high-quality Minecraft Network! Featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! We are hiring Staff apply via our website our Discord.

JAVA IP: play.coastsidemc.com Bedrock IP and Port: play.coastsidemc.com:25565 Website: coastsidemc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/MHbGg6AfDJ 1.8 -> Latest are supported!

» Survival (SMP) » Skyblock (Coming Soon) » Creative (Coming Soon) » Prisons (Coming Soon)

play.coastsidemc.com

DearCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, battlepass, DearCraft, GIF, Help, Minecraft, ONLINE, small server, super stoves, unique items

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	116	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

This is an Anarchy server. We have unique items, super stoves, and BattlePass is coming soon. Online is still small, but I think you can help us.

81.176.176.63

Genesis Box PvP

auction house, Community, Competition, Duels, enthusiasts, Events, Fun, Gaming, Genesis Box, Genesis Box PvP, Genesis Survival, Koth, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	53	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Runes Activated:	6

From the creator of Genesis Survival, We present to you. Genesis Box PvP! We offer tons of features from KOTH to Duels and Quests and more! We also have an Auction House so you can sell your goods to other PvP Enthusiasts! We hope to see you here soon! Come now to get a head start against everyone else.

boxpvp.minecraft.best:25564