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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1055 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
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