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430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

430lbs, 430lbsCraft, athlete, beefiest, brian shaw, Combat sports, Heavyweight, heavyweight division, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MMA, physical dominance, player, Powerlifting, professional athletes, professional fighting, size advantage, size differential, smp, strength training, strongest man, strongman competition, ufc, weight classes, weight limit, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	6623	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

CraftyDateFails

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	909651
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

What’s a question you should never ask on a first date? Well, how about “Do you play on [Server Name] Minecraft server?” Because once you join, you’ll be so addicted that you’ll forget all about dating! Our server is so awesome that players have been known to build entire cities in a single night, tame dragons as pets, and even discover secret portals to other dimensions where diamonds rain from the sky! So if you want to find true love, look no further than [Server Name] Minecraft server – where the only question you’ll be asking is “Can I play forever?”

StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!

#ethiopia, Africa, aid, at risk, Conflict, Crisis, emergency, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian response, international aid, Needed, Official, Relief, starvation, StarveCraft, tigray, urgent assistance, urgent intervention, vulnerable population

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2975	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crops Grown:	8961
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation

SkinPointingCraft

anatomy, Awareness, bodily, Body language, body part, cognition, Communication, Gesture, Human, IMPOSSIBLE, Perception, Physical, pointing, pointing at oneself, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, Sensation, skin, SkinPointingCraft, Specific, Touch

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	3971	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

join our epic minecraft server where pointing at your skin makes you look like a total weirdo! we have magical powers that turn your skin into a giant rainbow unicorn! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

Zaza Junior High School

Minecraft Vanilla Gaming Community Mods Roleplay Rules Survival PvP Creative Redstone Build Exploration Adventure Economy Factions Skyblock Minigames Quests Plugins, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Votes:	313
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to Zaza SMP, the Minecraft server where the simplicity of vanilla gaming meets a laid-back and friendly community. If you’re looking for a place to play pure Minecraft with no mods, no roleplay, and minimal rules, you’ve come to the right place!

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Affinity SMP, a crossplay survival experience.

Affinity SMP, crossplay, Enchants, Grinding, home, MCMMO, multiplayer, Shop, Survival, Teleport, vanilla-like, xp points

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	211
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Choose an origin once you join and enjoy a unique multiplayer experience!Extra Features:

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ThunderCraft Server

Alternative Rock, American band, catchy tune, chart topper, Electric Guitar, Energetic, Grammy award winning, hit song, Imagine Dragons, Las Vegas, Lightning, Music (Industry), music video, music video production, Popular, Powerful, Rock, Server, Special effects, thunder, THUNDERCRAFT, thunderstorm

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, consumer protection, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, decentralized finance, digital assets, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud detection, fraud prevention, internet security, investor protection, Minecraft, online scams, regulatory oversight, scam prevention, Scamming.., ScamSlayer, SECURITY, smp, solana, white collar crime

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Alien Abductions:	0

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

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