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Maurice’s Minecraft Shenanigans Server

annoyance, Assistance, Barber, barbershop, Communication Issues, cooperation, customer service, Frustration, giving me shit, Haircut, help needed, line up, MAURICE, Maurices, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving head, nigga, Password, problem solving, Server, Shenanigans, stage access, teamwork

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8673
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Tired of Maurice messing with your vibe while you’re just trying to give him a fresh haircut in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride where Maurice can’t ruin your barber skills! Plus, rumor has it that the password to the next stage is hidden in the most unexpected place – better start searching! Join now for the craziest adventures and the most absurd challenges you’ve ever faced in Minecraft!

RomcomsRUs Minecraft Server

black-haired, Diversity, diversity in entertainment, diversity in film, Diversity in media, female diversity, female empowerment, Female lead, Female Protagonist, female representation, film industry, film industry trends, Hollywood, inclusive casting, Minecraft, Minority representation, movie industry, representation, romantic comedy, Romcoms, RomcomsRUs, Server, underrepresented

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	715	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old romcoms with the same predictable storylines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the epic saga of a black-haired female lead who not only saves romcoms but also conquers the Minecraft world with her mad building skills and killer fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out life advice, and a secret underwater city filled with mermaids who throw the most lit parties in the ocean. And did we mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to ride it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and be prepared for a hilariously epic adventure like no other!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character builds, Character Teaser, Daily Rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Minecraft, MineSMP, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Towns Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Genshin Impact’s character banner rotations? Look no further, because our server is like a gacha game on steroids! Join us for the chance to summon rare blocks, battle mobs with your favorite characters (yes, even Paimon), and participate in crazy events like “Bing-Bang Finchball” where you can score goals with explosive chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is so generous, we have daily check-in rewards that are more satisfying than getting Primogems. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon redeemable codes that will make you richer than a whale in Teyvat. Plus, our community is so helpful, you’ll have access to useful links for everything from building the perfect base to finding the best mining spots.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the Honkai Impact universe! Who needs Genshin when you can have a blocky adventure like no other?

CrushCraft: No Regrets!

belittling, body shaming, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, CrushCraft, Daddy Issues, Disappointment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, growth, hooking up, judgmental, nasty comment, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regrets, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	5833
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged in the fires of daddy issues and credit card drama! Join us for a wild ride of burying ourselves in books and sports, all while navigating the treacherous waters of crushes and flat, poorly-endowed girls.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can be judged for your block-building skills, not your lack of ass. With a community of players who have overcome belittling remarks and come out stronger on the other side, you’ll never feel alone on our server.

So come join us and experience the crazy adventures, outrageous stories, and unexpected friendships that await you on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a new life (literally) with us!

WorthyCraft SMP

Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation, smp, WorthyCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crops Grown:	2499	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ores Mined:	8433
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and obstacles ever seen in Minecraft. From parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks to PvP battles on a platform suspended over a pit of lava, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be found.

So, if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the wildest Minecraft SMP around, then come join us and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the bravest and most daring players need apply!

HygieneCraft: UnderratedSoap

Grooming, hygiene, hygiene awareness, hygiene essentials, hygiene habits, hygiene importance, hygiene item, hygiene maintenance, hygiene management, hygiene necessities, hygiene practices, hygiene products, hygiene products list, hygiene routine, hygiene standards, hygiene supplies, hygiene tips, HygieneCraft, personal care, self-care, Underrated, UnderratedSoap

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Forget about toothbrushes and soap, on our Minecraft server, the most underrated hygiene item is definitely the enchanted loofah of eternal cleanliness! Join us and experience the magical powers of this loofah as it keeps your character sparkling clean even after battling hordes of zombies and swimming in lava pits. Trust us, your virtual hygiene has never been this epic! So come on, join us and scrub your way to victory on our crazy Minecraft server!

KiwiCraftExodus

departing citizens, economic downturn, economic hardships, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, employment opportunities, financial challenges, job market, job prospects, KiwiCraftExodus, leaving the country, mass exodus, Migration, new zealand, recession, record numbers, seeking opportunities, struggling economy, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	44709
Emeralds Found:	951	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Star Shards Collected:	213	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

come join our minecraft server and ESCAPE THE ECONOMIC CRISIS OF NEW ZEALAND!!! leave behind the sheep and hobbits and come build your own empire in a pixelated world!!! our server is so lit, even the sheep are jealous!!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find!!! why suffer in real life when you can thrive in our virtual paradise??? JOIN NOW before the hobbits come looking for revenge!!!

IncestCraft: Elite Sacrifice & Inbreeding

Ancient civilization, Ancient Mexican, archaeology, child sacrifice, Community, Elite, human sacrifice, inbreeding, IncestCraft, indigenous culture, lineage, Mesoamerica, Paquimé, power, pre-Columbian, religious practices, Rituals, sacrifice, social hierarchy, taboo, Upper Classes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	6760
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mexican child sacrifices for fun! become part of the elite inbreeding community and climb the ranks by sacrificing your own siblings! unleash your inner power-grabbing upper class persona and dominate the server with your inbred skills. who knew incest could be so thrilling in the world of minecraft? come join us for a wild ride filled with blood, power, and questionable moral decisions.

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Blockade, CraftyJewels, discrimination, DIVISIVE, Haiti, HARMFUL, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, hurtful, intolerance, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275
Votes:	7342	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun… and maybe watch out for the occasional rogue llama attack. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a massive castle on the server. But little did they know, a group of mischievous villagers had other plans. They banded together and created a blockade around the island, trapping the players inside! Now, it’s up to you to either join forces with the villagers or break free from their clutches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just watch out for those llamas… they can be quite the troublemakers.

Minecraft SMP: FetchCraft_Threadz

command line, Customization, fastfetch, fetch Thread, FetchCraft_Threadz, Hardware, hyfetch, linux, Minecraft, Neofetch, other fetches, screenfetch, smp, software, software tools, system diagnostics, system information, system information retrieval, system monitoring, system utilities, Terminal, ufetch, Unix

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	12
Votes:	2796	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fetch quests? Well, look no further because our server offers the craziest fetch quests you’ve ever seen! We’ve got neofetch, screenfetch, ufetch, fastfetch, hyfetch, and even other fetches that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests like retrieving a golden potato from the depths of the Nether, or finding a diamond-encrusted chicken in the far reaches of the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary fetch quest that leads you to a secret realm filled with infinite riches and enchanted loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a fetch-tastic adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fetch-tastic fun!

HijabBeGone Minecraft Server

Australia, comfort, cultural conflict, family, family ties, fasting, Haram, Hijab, HijabBeGone, Job, Minecraft, Muslim, open-minded, personal choice, Prayers, Rebellion, Religion, SAVING, Server, sneaking out, social media, tuition, University

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Farms Harvested:	867	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of being trapped in a hijab-wearing world? Do you want to break free and explore a land where you can be yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of oppressive parents and societal expectations!

Our server is a safe haven for all rebellious souls who want to ditch the hijab and live life on their own terms. Build your dream world, make new friends, and unleash your creativity without any judgment or restrictions.

Embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms – all while rocking your favorite non-hijab skin! Leave behind the drama of family feuds and oppressive rules, and join us in a world where you can truly be free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to liberation and self-discovery! Who needs a uni degree when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Let’s build a brighter, hijab-free future together!