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Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	80
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Emeralds Found:	5763	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchantments Applied:	259

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4256
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7146	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4266
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Animals Bred:	119
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	3476
Buildings Constructed:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Towns Built:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!