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NoobNoTouchy

BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tales, dangerous situations, Experience, hard lessons, hard-earned knowledge, hard-won wisdom, learning the hard way, lessons learned, life advice, life experiences, life lessons, NoobNoTouchy, risky behavior, Risky Business, risky decisions, risky ventures, Valuable insights, wisdom

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	317
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Votes:	3079	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	568	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	52
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5187	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	127	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	83	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ores Mined:	2523	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!