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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1558 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.
So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!