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GayCraft: Secrets & Sass

acceptance, attraction, Bisexual, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, DATING, Drama, Friends, Gay, GayCraft, Honesty, Kindness, LGBTQ, love, rejection, relationships, Sass, Secrets, self-identity, Sexuality, social media, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Potions Brewed:	173	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we accept players of all orientations, even if they’re as confused as a creeper in a maze! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and maybe even find love in unexpected places, just like our player who thought he was gay but ended up questioning everything after a girl asked him out.

Explore our server and make friends who will support you through rejection, whether it’s from a dragon or a potential date. And if things get too crazy, just deactivate your social media like our player did to avoid any drama from spilling over into your pixelated paradise.

So come on, join our server and let’s see what kind of wild and wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself, just like our player did when he realized he might be more bi than he thought. Let the adventures begin!

CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP, encouragement, guidance, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, life tips, Mentorship, Motivational Sayings, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, positive affirmations, self improvement, Support, uplifting quotes, valuable lessons, wise words, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Potions Brewed:	95	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a top hat. Trust us, this server is where dreams come true (as long as your dreams involve exploding sheep and talking trees). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineTimeFunCraft

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, Fun, hobbies, hobbies for creativity, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-care, hobbies for socializing, hobbies for stress relief, hobbies for wellness, interests, leisure activities, MineTimeFunCraft, pastimes, Recreation, Relaxation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2545	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Emeralds Found:	8806	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

Buy, buy now, decision, Discounted, discounted game, discounted RPG, fate, Gaming, gaming deal, gaming decision, gaming sale, Jrpg, Minecraft, Purchase, resonance of fate, RPG, RPG sale, sale, sale price, Server, Should I buy, video game, Video Game Sale

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	40

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, british culture, British flag, edit, flag change, flag design, flag emblem, flag emblematic, flag history, flag identity, flag modification, flag patriotic, flag redesign, flag representation, flag symbol, flag transformation, flag update, Minecraft, national flag, new flag, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	993	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

activities, Bars, Cafés, clubs, community gatherings, Entertainment, Events, Friends, gatherings, hang out, MEETUPS, networking, nightlife, outings, Parties, restaurants, social events, Social Interaction, socializing, socializing spots, SocializingSMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3049
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.