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ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, baby development, Boundaries, child development, child safety, children, crawling, handling criticism, infant milestones, joint health, minding own business, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom, ParentalDisapproval, parenting, pediatrician advice, Playtime, random stranger, Server, social interactions, standing, unsolicited advice

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	217913
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!

UniRoomieLove

adoption, aita, control, DAUGHTER, Decisions, family, family functions, Grandfather, grieve, Housing, Jealousy, Justified, Kindness, Outsider, parents, relationship, second daughter, spare room, Therapy, UniRoomieLove, University

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of feeling like the outsider in your own family? Do you wish your mom would treat you with the same kindness she shows to a random girl from Kenya? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the family you’ve always wanted!

We offer a virtual world where you can be the favorite child, where your dad won’t call someone else his second daughter, and where you can sit in the front row at family functions without any competition. Our server is the place where you can finally feel loved and appreciated, without any favoritism or soap and lotion gifts.

So come on over and join us! Build your dream family, where you are the center of attention and where your mom gushes over you like you’ve always deserved. Say goodbye to feeling like an outsider and hello to the love and support you’ve been craving. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyCraftSecrets

#covert operations, behind-the-scenes information, classified details, confidential information, confidential insights, confidential procedures, confidential trade practices, covert strategies, CraftyCraftSecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden knowledge, Hidden Truth, industry secret, insider knowledge, Insider Tips, proprietary data, trade secret, undisclosed information., undisclosed methods, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed techniques

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us and uncover the industry secret that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers do the Macarena. Not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the ghost of the game’s creator?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the industry secret that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageMD’s Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera journalist, Al Jazeera network, breaking news, Conflict, family, Fatherhood, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, HostageMDs, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Noa Argamani, Palestinian territories, palestinians, physician father, Reporting, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7963
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have al jazeera journalist, physician father, and noa argamani held hostage for maximum entertainment! battle it out with your friends and enemies in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and explore while dodging crazy kidnappers and saving hostages for funsies! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NukeCraft: Iran-Niger Deal

black market trading, Deal, global security, illicit, international relations, iran, IranNiger, MIDDLE EAST, Niger, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuke weapon, nukecraft, political tensions, Program, Report, sanctions, security threat, united nations, uranium, uranium enrichment, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crops Grown:	9880
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2586	Dragon Eggs Found:	5828
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

lol imagine if that was a Minecraft server plot twist! join our server for the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so much uranium you’ll be glowing in the dark for weeks! build your own nuke and blow up your enemies in style! who needs diamonds when you have radioactive material to play with? come join us and start your own illicit nuke weapon program today! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Shoe-naked Minecraft Server

Barefoot, clothing, comfort, contradiction, Experience, exposure, feeling, footwear, freedom, Minecraft, naked, Paradox, Sensation, sensation of nakedness, sensation of wearing shoes, Server, Shoenaked, Shoes, Unconventional, unconventional fashion, Unique, UNUSUAL, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Votes:	9698	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

join our server and experience the ultimate naked shoe wearing experience! we have a special plugin that makes your character feel extra naked while wearing shoes, it’s like being naked but even more naked!

imagine running around in the wilderness, gathering resources and building your own naked shoe empire. the possibilities are endless!

our players have reported feeling more free and liberated while playing on our server, it’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. so come join us and see for yourself why being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked!

HolyCraft Psychedelicz

behavior patterns, correlation, drug use, Evidence, findings, highly religious, Holycraft, lifetime use, Link, mental health, psychedelics, Psychedelicz, religious beliefs, research, risk factors, risky behaviors, societal norms, spirituality, study, substance abuse, violence, WEAKER

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6927	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.

Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

Army, battle, Civilization, Community, Company, Discord, Events, Experience, Farming, Friends, Government, influence, Interest, Join, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Players, power, PRETEND, Rich, Roleplay, Server, simulation, TOWN, Works

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.

TinyTNT Minecraft Server

big girls, body size, desire, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Hold, Intimacy, Life, lift, Minecraft, missed out, Physical attraction, physical strength, Pick up, Server, sex, sexual experiences, small girl, standing up, STRONG, throw around, TinyTNT

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies! Are you tired of not being able to lift those big girls in real life? Well, on our server, you can lift and throw them around to your heart’s content!

Imagine picking up a girl and tossing her into the air like a ragdoll, or holding her while you both battle it out against creepers and zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the thrill of lifting and fucking big girls in a virtual world like never before. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your fantasies in the most outrageous way possible. See you in the game!

MineArknights – Minecraft Server

@irene, Aosta, April, arknights, aurora, Firewhistle, Flint, Hibiscus, Ifrit skin, Iris, Kjera, La Pluma, MineArknights, Minecraft, Mizuki, pallas, Pozemka, RAY, Saga, Saileach, Server, surtr, Wind Chimes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than an Ifrit skin web event? Well, look no further because our server is on fire! Literally, we have a Flamebringer skin event that will make you feel hotter than a lava pool.

Join us and meet our exclusive characters like Guard Surtr, Specialist Mizuki, and Sniper Pozemka. They’re ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called Operation Pyrolysis where you can get your hands on the rarest skins like Saga and Penance. Trust us, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even run into Fartooth and Shalem on your journey. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!