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Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchantments Applied:	275	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Animals Bred:	143	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Star Shards Collected:	237

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9199	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Mine4Money

cash flow, creative ways to make money, easy money, extra cash, financial independence, freelance, gig economy, make money fast, Mine4Money, money making ideas, no job, odd jobs, online surveys, part-time work, passive income, Quick Money, selling items, side hustle, small tasks, temporary work, work from home

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ores Mined:	7309	Villages Defended:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mines Excavated:	2152
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Potions Brewed:	123
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

Aizawa Ema, Anime, Asumi Sena, buí, Collabs, cr, e sports, fps, GETI, GIGO collab, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, Minecraft, Neo-porte, original songs, Riddle, Shibuya TSUTAYA, smp, Space, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, Vtubers, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2952	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mines Excavated:	3522	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3031
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchantments Applied:	131
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	681	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!