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Crafty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Potions Brewed:	100	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	15974	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land, or if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and our community is full of wacky characters like a talking pig and a llama with a top hat.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

FF16 Fan Club Minecraft Server – Where it’s safe to admit you liked it!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	1682
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crops Grown:	3613
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of hiding your love for Final Fantasy 16? Well, fear no more! Our Minecraft server is a safe haven where you can proudly proclaim your adoration for ff16 without judgment. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your ff16 obsession is not only accepted but celebrated!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks suddenly start disappearing or if you find yourself being chased by a floating pickaxe!

So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where anything is possible, even admitting your love for ff16!

Pole-landia: Where we embrace our inner Polack and build epic shit together!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7791
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of all the political drama and war talk? Come join our Minecraft server where the only battles you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Our server is a peaceful haven away from all the chaos of the real world.

Forget about Poland and Russia, come build your own empire in our virtual world. No need to worry about politicians making questionable decisions, the only decisions you’ll be making are what block to place next.

Join us and escape the madness of the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Who needs war when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the politics behind!

CraftyIndie – Where Creepers and Hipsters Unite!

4X, a hat in time, Age of Decadence, Atelier, Axiom Verge, Baba Is You, Battle Brothers, Card City Nights 2, cave story, city builders, Civilization, CraftyIndie, CREEPERS, crosscode, Cultist Simulator, darkest dungeon, Darkwood, DashBored, dead cells, disco elysium, Environmental Station Alpha, forgotten games, FTL, hidden gems, Hipsters, hollow knight silksong, Idle, indie, indie game community, Jrpg, Knytt, Lisa, Lobotomy Corp, Loop Hero, machinarium, Middens, misc, Monolith, Monster Train, noita, Off, OneShot, pillars of eternity, Rain World, Rayman, rimworld, Roguelite, rpgmaker, Rts, SHMUP, slay the spire, starsector, starving devs., Subnautica, Sunless Skies, The Desolate Hope, underrail, unite, VA-11 HALL-A, Valkyria Chronicles, Yume Nikki

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	124	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things indie games! If you’re tired of the mainstream and craving something different, then this is the place for you. We’ve got everything from Age of Decadence to A Hat in Time, and even some obscure gems like DashBored and Loop Hero.

Join us and become part of a community that celebrates the weird and wonderful world of indie games. Whether you’re into JRPGs, idle games, or roguelites, we’ve got something for everyone. And hey, if you’re a fan of games that don’t quite fit in anywhere else, like Atelier or Rayman, then you’ll feel right at home here.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you chat about games that are so underground, they practically live in a basement? Plus, we’ve got a booru filled with fan art, a Steam group for even more indie game goodness, and recommendations to help you discover your next favorite game.

Don’t be stuck in the mainstream, come join us and let your indie game flag fly high! Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden gem that will become your new obsession. See you in the pixelated world of indie games!

PeacefulPunchCraft: Where Pacifists Punch Trees and Make Friends!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	39
Alien Abductions:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of being a peaceful pacifist in a world full of blocky chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against hordes of pixelated monsters and rival players.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the creepers here are extra explosive, the zombies are extra hungry, and the skeletons have impeccable aim. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this treacherous world.

Join us if you dare, and prove to the world that even a pacifist like you can become a pixelated powerhouse in this epic Minecraft adventure!

CraftyMemes: Where 4chan trolls unite & build epic blocks. Email verification optional!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Daddy’s Minecraft Daycare: Where we make sure you’re growing… your diamond collection!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	9203
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come on over to our server where we have a dedicated team of daddies making sure you’re growing properly! That’s right, we’ll nurture you like a delicate little sapling and watch you flourish into a beautiful Minecraft player.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!

Crafty Taco Town: Where All Latinos Are Born Equally (in Minecraft)

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	2587	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all Latinos are born with special abilities that make them unique! From super speed to flying powers, you never know what kind of crazy skills you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing against a Latino player who can run at the speed of light or battling a flying Latino who can shoot fireballs from the sky. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But beware, not all Latinos are created equal on our server. Some may have the power to turn invisible or teleport at will, making them tricky opponents to defeat. So gather your friends and get ready for an epic adventure filled with surprises and laughs.

Join us now and discover why aren’t all Latinos born equally on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Nijisanji Stock Market Madness: Crafty Chaos Edition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9486	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the epic rise and fall of virtual empires, just like the stock market crash of Nijisanji!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From the treacherous buyback cycles to the epic battles for stock performance bonuses, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Will Nijisanji survive the fallout? Will the top cream bail out before it’s too late? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And don’t miss out on our exclusive stock numberfag bonus! Watch as new investors try to predict the next big bounce, only to be thwarted by shorters trying to screw each other out of money. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos and drama of Nijisanji like never before. It’s a slow and quiet corpo death you won’t want to miss!

YIIKcraft: Legacy Edition – Where Earthbound Meets Minecraft!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	6503
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Earthbound knock offs? Want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where YIIK has more of a legacy than all those other copycats combined!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where llamas rule the land and creepers are actually friendly pets. Build your own empire out of diamond blocks and watch as unicorns prance through the forests. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the true power of YIIK? Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig riding a minecart through a rainbow, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!