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The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6980	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	New Chunks Explored:	895647
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Love Letters Sent:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJailbreak

ACCUSATION, arrested, confusion, CraftyJailbreak, crime, disbelief, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Explanation, family, Friends, Guilty, innocent, interrogation, law enforcement, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, Police, scandal, shock, suspicion

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Divine Spears Created:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server!

TreasonCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, BETRAYAL, charges, Conflict, Espionage, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Legal, Military, Minecraft, Political, prosecution, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Treason, TreasonCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Potions Brewed:	179	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

hey u, ya u reading this. u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. we got nearly 800 russians charged with treason on dis server since da start of da war in ukraine. u know it’s gonna be wild when u see dat many russians gettin in trouble. come join da chaos and see what happens next. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. join now and be part of da madness. let’s gooooooo!

CraftyBibi’sJailbreakFun

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Votes:	1236
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where even Netanyahu is scared to attend our events because he thinks he’ll get arrested! we have so much chaos and craziness that even world leaders are shaking in their boots! build, mine, and survive in a world where anything can happen, including unexpected arrests and wild adventures. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creeper’s Crematorium: Digging Up Trouble

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we dig up bodies and solve murders like a bunch of detective zombies. we got ghosts haunting our pixelated streets and skeletons dancing in the moonlight. come for the murder mysteries, stay for the haunted houses. who needs burial when you can respawn in our spooky server? come on, you know you wanna dig up some trouble with us.

Nano Carbon Football Field

Breakthrough, carbon, carbon capture, carbon dioxide capture, carbon engineering, carbon research, carbon storage, carbon technology, energy breakthrough, energy storage, energy technology, Engineered, field, football, football field, high surface area, material, material engineering, Nano, nanoporous carbon, nanoporous material, researchers, surface area, Technology

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! our world is like a football field packed into a teaspoon, with crazy cool stuff happening everywhere!

our researchers have engineered the most insane nanoporous carbon you’ve ever seen, it’s like the holy grail of minecraft materials! use it for carbon-dioxide capture, energy storage, or just to build the most epic base ever!

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community around, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!