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Blocky Drama Queens

annoyance, Assertiveness, blocky, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, dealing with people, Drama, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Frustration, interpersonal relationships, mental health, mindfulness, patience, personal boundaries, QUEENS, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, social anxiety, Social Skills, Stress Management, understanding others

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	5518

Tired of dealing with annoying people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and explore without any social anxiety or annoying interruptions! Our server is a safe haven for introverts and loners alike, where you can escape the chaos of the outside world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players – talk about a thrilling experience! So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to annoying people once and for all!

Frieren’s Fight Club: Where Creepers Cry and Steve’s Fly

AniManga, Author, club, CREEPERS, cry, Demons, diverse party makeup, Explanation, Fight, Fly, frieren, Frierens, mages, magic user, magical combat, Medieval Fantasy, Mountains, peak human body, physical combat, priests, relationships, series, Steves, swordsmen, unarmored body, Warriors

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Towns Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where you can’t jump 40 meters high without a good excuse? Look no further! Join our server where magic battles are a daily occurrence and humans are buffed to the extreme with just a regular diet and exercise routine.

Ever wanted to see swordsmen cutting through mountains or taking lethal blows without dying? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our diverse party makeup will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the ridiculousness of peak human abilities.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs explanations when you have this much fun?

PolishRussianCraft: Where you’ll never know if it’s borscht or pierogi on the menu!

Ancestry, Assumptions, Background, Borscht, confusion, cultural background, eastern european, ethnicity, European, family history, heritage, Identity, immigration, menu, Nationality, Origins, pierogi, Polish, PolishRussianCraft, Questioning, Russian, slavic, Stereotypes, Youll

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	305365	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Towns Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

activism, advocacy, border control, CHANGE, citizenship, community involvement, CREEPERS, cultural integration, Diversity, DRIVE, Drive by, empowerment, equality, immigration, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, Mexicans, pixelated, policy reform, POTHOLES, shitty, shitty truck, social responsibility, Trucks, Unity

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9670	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening on 04/21. And don’t forget about the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April – it’s going to be a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

Akamatsu, backstory, biological father, Character development, Craft, DADDY, family, father figure, Find, haruka, hilarious, Issues, julia, Manga, manga characters, manga lore, manga plot, Maury, meets, Minecraft, Mystery, parentage, parenthood, plot details, Povich, real, relationships, sarah, Server, seta, single mom, Whos

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	142	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	227979
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Emeralds Found:	1992
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Items Found:	8256	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!