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WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	952	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	131

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	53	Divine Spears Created:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

evening shift, Graveyard Shift, job hours, job schedule, late shift, Night shift, rotating shift, second shift, shift work, smp, swing shift, SwingShiftGamerMC, third shift, unconventional work hours, work hours, work hours clarification, work routine, work schedule, work schedule confusion, work shift, work shift explanation, work time

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Childhood, close cousins, CousinCraft, cousins, decency, detail, gender, Girlfriend, holiday, male cousin, Minecraft, Server, sexual remarks, shame, sharing, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1027
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s conversations with her cousins? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your girlfriend would blush.

Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes – just like those questionable car conversations. Who needs decency when you can have a blast with your cousins, right?

So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and drama, come join our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself making sexual jokes with your own cousins in no time!