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CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

CraftyJewels, Jews, lol, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of hilarious chickens took over the server and started hosting dance parties every night. The sheep started breakdancing, the pigs were doing the worm, and even the creepers were busting out some sick moves. It was a sight to behold! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of ninja llamas. So come join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, computers, conspiracy theories, cyborgs, data, Digital, Future, Humanity, INFORMATION, internet, machine learning, Minecraft, ONLINE, robocraft, Robots, science fiction, Server, social media, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3702	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the only human left in a sea of robots on the internet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will be surrounded by a wacky cast of characters who are definitely NOT robots (we think). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to prove once and for all that you are not the only human left in the digital world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human endurance in a virtual environment. So, if you’re ready to show those robots who’s boss, come join us on ”'(server name)”’!

BleachBoyfriendCraft

age difference, beauty preferences, BleachBoyfriendCraft, bleached hair, boyfriend drama, boyfriend’s reaction, Communication Issues, couple conflicts, emotional reactions, eyebrow bleaching, hair changes, hair preferences, misunderstandings, personal style, petty arguments, relationship boundaries, relationship drama, relationship dynamics, spiteful actions, teenage relationships, young couple

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for some eyebrow-bleaching fun that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, we take things to the next level by bleaching our eyebrows and hair to settle petty arguments.

Join us as we navigate the world of relationship drama and questionable decisions. Who knew that a simple beauty change could cause so much chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up bleaching your eyebrows too. 😂🤣🤪

DebateBlocker404

Appearing, Comments.., Communication, Community, debate, DebateBlocker404, discussion, Feedback, forum, glitch, help desk, Interaction, Moderation, not appearing, ONLINE, social media, Support, technical issue, Troubleshooting, user experience, Website

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	2607	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only debate is whether to build a house out of wood or stone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate debate battleground! Join us and argue with other players about important topics like whether creepers are misunderstood or just plain evil. Plus, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of settling debates with epic build battles. So come join us and let the debates begin! Just be warned, things can get heated when discussing the best way to mine diamonds.

ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Mines Excavated:	1241	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	876108	Animals Bred:	183

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Items Found:	8174
Enchantments Applied:	193	Dragon Eggs Found:	1477
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	28180
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!