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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5823 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.