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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4112 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.
But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.