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Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Crops Grown:	5862
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4742	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5349
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Runes Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	9146	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6977	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!