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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1725 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.
we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”
so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
