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TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	94
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6970	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8279

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	8143	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	2392
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5641
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.