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Bros! It is time! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	7906	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Fart Master.” Legend has it that he can clear an entire village with just one well-timed fart. Will you dare to challenge him in a battle of gas?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Poo Palace,” a majestic structure made entirely out of… you guessed it, poo! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures within its stinky walls, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Just be sure to bring a gas mask and a strong stomach, because things are about to get messy!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, anarchist, CONSERVATIVE, extremist, far right, fascist, identity politics, internet culture, liberal, libertarian, Minecraft, Online Community, PixelPals, POL, political affiliation, political beliefs, Political debate, Political discussion, political ideology, political spectrum, Server, social media, Socialist, which one are you

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Enchantments Applied:	239	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you a master builder looking to create the dankest memes in Minecraft? Or maybe you’re a redstone wizard who can wire up a trap faster than you can say “kek”? No matter which side of the block you’re on, this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic battles against creepers who have been brainwashed by the Illuminati, or team up with your fellow players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has been spreading fake news throughout the land.

But beware, for there are rumors of a secret underground base where the legendary Herobrine resides, plotting to turn all of Minecraft into a giant meme. Will you be brave enough to face him and save the world from his trolling ways?

So come on, grab your diamond sword and your enchanted armor, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many memes).

ChunkyLife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Are you tired of spending all your time on boring old imageboards? Well, say goodbye to those and hello to our Minecraft SMP! We have epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe just cry because you fell into lava again).

Join us and say goodbye to productivity because once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Build a castle, explore the Nether, or just hang out with your new online pals. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring imageboards and hello to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your base with TNT, then you might regret it a little).

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Black lagoon, Blue Ruin, Br’aaxskin Maps, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Drive-in Movie night, Dynamis, Events, Fantasia, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, GARO Makai Senki, Kamen Rider Zero-One, LB14, leviathan, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Old Gridania, patch notes, Resources, roberta’s blood trail, Seraph, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Tertium, tokusatsu, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Zalera

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Votes:	2415
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a limited time offer of FREE FANTA! That’s right, get your hands on a phial of Fantasia from the wandering moogle in Old Gridania before it’s gone in the next update!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t forget about our upcoming meetups and events – from drive-in movie nights to Tokusatsu watch parties, we’ve got something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even run into a wandering moogle or two along the way!

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	236
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, though, because our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a can-do attitude.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base hidden somewhere on the server where the walls are made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village of talking llamas or a portal to the Nether made entirely out of rainbow blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

LandBox

Arena, battle, Boxpvp, bravest, challenge, Country, Country Thematic BoxPvP, Cross-Play, DEFEND, Earth, Flag, Honor, Land, landbox, Minecraft, MineKrust, MineKrust Network, nation, Network, Powerful, PvP, Victory, weapons

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchantments Applied:	300
Emeralds Found:	9697	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

In MineKrust Network, a new modality has arrived to challenge the bravest: the Country Thematic BoxPvP

Now, the legacy of those battles has returned to the MineKrust Network. It’s your chance to join the battle! In this BoxPvP, each arena is inspired by a different nation, and only the strongest will be able to lead their country to victory! Choose your flag, equip your weapons and prepare to fight in honor of your land.

Are you ready to defend your country and prove that your nation is the most powerful?

The battle has begun on MineKrust Network!

172.96.172.113:25619

Friday Night Fun Minecraft Server

Alone Time, balance, chill night, dancing, drinks, extrovert energy, FRIDAY, friday night, Friends, Fun, going out, introvert life, Minecraft, Music, night, nightlife, partying, Relaxation, self-care, Server, socializing, staying in, unwind, weekend vibes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Emeralds Found:	261
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	233	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring Friday nights out on the town? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the party never stops! We’ve got dancing creepers, singing skeletons, and a DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks. Forget about going out, stay in and have the time of your life with us! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a build-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Friday night you’ll ever have – join our server now!

Okay Female Character Design Minecraft SMP

Character, character design, design, female, female character design, Female Characters, female characters in media, female empowerment, female empowerment in media, female leads, female objectification, Female Protagonists, female representation, female roles, female stereotypes, feminism, gender equality, gender representation, media portrayals, Minecraft, smp, strong female characters, women in media

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5825	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Runes Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience! Our female character designs are so fabulous, they’ll make you question if you’re even playing Minecraft anymore.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers with a sassy queen bee character or mining for diamonds with a fierce warrior princess. Our female character designs are so epic, they’ll have you saying “Has this type of female character design ever been okay? Heck yeah it has, on our server!”

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner diva in the world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineeNetwork

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Items Found:	4481	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

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WarpedNetwork

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, community-driven, compete, crafted, custom realms, Events, Experience, Expertise, Experts, Explore, Factions, Immersive, INTENSE, minecraft server, Network, Passion, PvP battles, Skyblock, Survival, survival gameplay, Thrilling, Veterans, WarpedNetwork

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Potions Brewed:	110	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Warped Network is a meticulously crafted Minecraft server, built from the ground up by seasoned veterans who know what players crave. With years of experience, the team has designed an environment that balances thrilling survival gameplay, custom realms, and intense PvP battles. Dive into a world where you can build, explore, and compete in server-wide events, all within a community-driven setting. Warped Network isn’t just a server—it’s an adventure, honed by experts to offer players a unique and immersive Minecraft experience. Join us to leave your mark on a network where every detail is forged with passion and expertise!

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