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NoMcDonalds4Me

Agreement, Argument, Blame, Communication, compromise, decision, disagreement, Event, fast food, Food, grocery store, Hunger, local ], misunderstanding, NoMcDonalds4Me, Order, perspective, refusal, relationship, snack, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of choosing between fast food and grocery store snacks? Look no further! Join our server and experience the epic quest of finding the perfect snack while avoiding the hangry wrath of your significant other. Will you choose the convenience of fast food or the culinary adventure of cooking at home? Only the bravest players can navigate this treacherous decision-making process. Join now and prove you have what it takes to survive the ultimate hunger showdown!

MufflerManiaMC

annoying noise, attention seeking, automotive trends, car modifications, disruptive sounds, exhaust systems, inconsiderate drivers, loud exhausts, Loud Mufflers, loud vehicles, MufflerManiaMC, noisy cars, obnoxious behavior, public nuisance, social media rant, street noise, traffic disturbances, unnecessary noise, urban living, vehicle customization, vehicle noise pollution

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	112
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server where loud mufflers are not only accepted but encouraged! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the louder your muffler, the faster your virtual car goes! That’s right, we’ve implemented a special plugin that turns the sound of your muffler into pure speed. So rev up those engines and let the noise be your guide to victory!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special event every Friday night called “Muffler Madness” where players compete in a race to see who has the loudest muffler. The winner gets a special prize – a custom-made diamond-encrusted muffler that will make all the other players green with envy.

So if you’re tired of quiet, boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the thrill of speed and noise, join us today! Who knew that being heard could be so much fun?

BabyHeadCraft

anatomy, baby head, BabyHeadCraft, body parts, body proportion, body structure, FITNESS, head size, health, human body, muscle development, neck exercises, neck muscles, neck strength, Physical fitness, physiology, proportionality, strength, strength ratio, strength training, wellness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchantments Applied:	218	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3667

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got baby head sized heads and necks of steel! u wanna see some wacky shenanigans? well, we got em all here!

imagine tryna build a house with a head the size of a baby, it’s a real challenge! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our special tools and blocks that make building a breeze.

oh, and did i mention the mobs on this server? they’re all dressed up in funky costumes and they dance around like they’re at a rave. it’s a real party up in here!

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of your baby head!

Arcan Network

activities, Arcan Network, Combats, Enchantments, Entities, Exploration, Koth, Levels, Minecraft, PvP, Semi Custom, Server, Survival, Textures, Vanilla, Victory, weapons

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Towns Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Semi Custom server without textures, offering a wide variety of activities. Take part in exciting PvP combats and dominate KOTHs, or explore a vast world filled with entities of different levels to fight. Also, obtain various enchantments to improve your weapons and ensure your victory.

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CaffeinatedCrafter Minecraft Server

CaffeinatedCrafter, caffeine boost, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee break, coffee buzz, coffee delight, coffee drinker, coffee enjoyment, coffee fix, coffee lover, coffee pleasure, coffee ritual, coffee satisfaction, coffee time, covfefe, Cunt, indulgence, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, second cup, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	374980
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take coffee breaks to a whole new level! Forget about building epic structures or fighting off creepers, the real challenge is seeing how many cups of covfeefees you can fit in your inventory.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of our caffeine-fueled creativity. From building giant coffee cup statues to battling mobs with espresso shots, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new meaning to the phrase “coffee break.”

OralCraft SMP – 40 characters

Boundaries, Characters, Communication, consent, foreplay, INTIMATE, intimate act, mutual pleasure, oral sex, OralCraft, partner intimacy, personal boundaries, physical connection, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual activity, sexual boundaries, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6781

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building epic structures or engaging in intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Oral Challenge.” What’s that, you ask? Well, let’s just say it involves a lot of teamwork, communication, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the “Oral Challenge” and become a true Minecraft legend!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

advice, ANCESTORS, appreciation, Bond, BoomerCraft, Cherished moments, Communication, Connection, family, generations, Gratitude, heritage, Legacy, love, Memories, Minecraft, Reflection, Reminiscing, Respect, Server, storytelling, Tribute, wisdom

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5650
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mines Excavated:	2538

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure that even your grandparents would approve of!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere! And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with magical creatures, hidden treasure chests, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than your long-lost grandpa!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show your grandparents that you’re not just a boring block-builder, you’re a Minecraft legend in the making!

PixelWishList

Contentment, desire, dreams, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, Hope, inner peace, joy, longing, love, Passion, Peace, PixelWishList, purpose, satisfaction, Serenity, success

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where diamonds literally rain from the sky? Where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, battling evil witches and saving princesses?

Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams! Join us now and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a unicorn into battle, and become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziness that awaits you!

ProhresCraft Minecraft Server

aid, battle, Collapsed, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, emergency, evacuation, international news, Military, Minecraft, Prohres, ProhresCraft, Server, soldiers, Support, Surrounded, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian Brigade, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Farms Harvested:	798
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the craziest battles happen every day! We got soldiers from a Ukrainian brigade who collapsed and are now stuck near Prohres, fighting off zombies and creepers like never before. It’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and blocky buildings. Will you be the hero who saves the day and leads these brave soldiers to victory? Or will you join the dark side and unleash chaos upon the land? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on this server! So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to battle like never before!

ShortyChillCraft

body heat, body surface area, colder, cooling mechanism, cooling sensation, discomfort, effects, Evaporative cooling, heat loss, heat transfer, height, height difference, physiological response, short people, ShortyChillCraft, shower experience, Showers, Temperature regulation, Thermal equilibrium, Thermoregulation, water evaporation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

u ever been in a shower and felt like u were in the arctic tundra? well, on this server, short people get the ultimate challenge – evaporative cooling effects that make showers colder for them! join us if u wanna experience the thrill of shivering in a virtual shower! who needs warm water anyway? come join us for the ultimate icy adventure!