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StateOfCraft SMP

best place to live, best state, live in USA, quality of life, smp, state attractions, state climate, state community, state comparison, state cost of living, state diversity, state education system, state healthcare system, state housing market, state job market, state opportunities, state rankings, state recreation, state safety, StateOfCraft, top state to live, united states

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	166	Towns Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a castle made of Jell-O.

Join our server and you’ll be living in the best state in the USA – Minecraftia! Our state has all the amenities you could ever want, from pixelated palm trees to virtual volleyball courts. Plus, our state bird is a chicken that lays golden eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most epic state in the USA!

CreepinLaughsMC

amusing, Chuckle, Comical, CreepinLaughsMC, creepy, Experience, fear, fright, funny, ghost, Haunted, hilarious, humor, jocular, LAUGH, nerve-wracking, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6899	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Divine Spears Created:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Enchantments Applied:	248
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

ass, brand, clothing, comfortable, Cowboy, cowboy chic, denim, Durable, fashion, fashion statement, iconic, long-lasting, rear pockets, Statement, Style, trendy, W design, western wear, wow, Wrangler jeans, WranglerCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mines Excavated:	4404
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Mines Excavated:	2757	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Votes:	657
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

CraftyMex, edishon, hilo riley, Mexican, mexican art, mexican celebration, mexican cuisine, mexican culture, mexican festival, mexican food, mexican heritage, Mexican History, mexican holiday, mexican language, Mexican music, mexican party, mexican style, Mexican traditions, mexican travel, mexican vacation, mexico, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	220	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

America, aunt, Boyfriend, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, family, Gay, Homophobia, Minecraft, QueerCraft, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mines Excavated:	1684	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!

DebtDramaCraft

BONUS, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, DEBT, DebtDramaCraft, family finances, finances, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, Gaming, Guilt, long term debt, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, PS5, spending habits, stay-at-home dad, working mom

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging guilt trips and demands for PSN cards. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from spouses who think they deserve £200 a month for games and toys.

Embark on crazy quests and explore our virtual realm, where you won’t have to justify your spending or deal with passive-aggressive comments about your bonus from work. Build a castle, tame a dragon, do whatever your heart desires without someone breathing down your neck about debts and finances.

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for wanting to buy the whole collection of toys for your virtual son!