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Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1977	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Emeralds Found:	608
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	826

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	8850
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1306	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7523
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!