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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

1835, Based, battle, Battle of Phillips Corners, blocky, camps, captured, Conflict, cucked, Faggots, Fearsome, Girls, History, Michigan Militia, Midwest, Minecraft, North Men, Ohio, Ohioans, Ran, Rivalry, Royale.., Server, Sight, superior, Toledo War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Enchantments Applied:	216	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battles of Phillips Corners in 1835! Play as either an Ohio faggot running like a girl or a fearsome Michigan Militia member capturing enemies and holding them in camps (because we’re based like that). The Ohioans have been cucked by the superior North Men for 200 years, but now is your chance to rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous fun on our server!

True_Classified_Minecraft SMP

Categories, characteristics, classification, classification system, Differences, generalizations, group dynamics, Human Behavior, Individuality, labeling, personality assessment, personality types, Psychology, Similarities, smp, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, Traits, True, True_Classified_Minecraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where players are classified into outrageous categories like “Creeper Whisperer” and “Diamond Hoarder Extraordinaire.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs just for laughs!

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

AMIVERSE Vanilla server for fun Minecraft server

AMIVERSE, BUILD, Community, Discord, Donations, expansive, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Griefing, Interact, Minecraft, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, Pirate, privates, Server, Survival, Vanilla, VK GROUP, voice chat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Amiverse is a vanilla server where you will find the most friendly and expansive world in which players can explore, build and interact. Amiverse conveys the feeling of a large, unifying space where each participant is important and can feel part of a single community.

Amiverse is a vanilla server without griefing, privates, donations!

Simple Voice voice chat is installed on the server!

If WhiteList is enabled on the server, come to our discord or VK group and leave your nickname in the Whitelist channel or in community messages, you will be quickly added

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Pixel Pawns – Minecraft Server

Chess, chess community, chess discussion, chess forum, Chess General, chess online, Chess players, Chess Strategy, Chess Team, Chess tournaments, Hope, join our team, lichess, Minecraft, online chess, optimism, pawns, PIXEL, play online, Server, Thread, Tournaments, Vietnamese basket weaving forum, weekend tournaments

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community so awesome it’ll make you question reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and a talking parrot that only speaks in memes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been known to break out in spontaneous dance parties. And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens or embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. Join us now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Gran Blue Fantasy Versus General

Blue, dlc, Enable sound, EU TOURNAMENT #10, F2P rotation, FANTASY, Figure Mode censorship, gbvsg, general, gran, granblue fantasy versus, Granblue Fantasy Versus General, Graphic Enhancements, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA TOURNAMENT #15, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, smp, Steam page, Tournament VODS, Twitter hashtags, Website, Yool guide

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the Nether, and more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Endermen need a VIP pass to get in.

But wait, there’s more! We have monthly tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Master. Think you have what it takes to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time? Join us and prove your skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re more explosive than a pig in a minecart!

Respawn Time: Minecraft Server

annoyance, Communication, communication skills, consideration, Courtesy, Girls, Manners, Minecraft, multiple people, patience, relationships, respawn, Respect, response time, Server, social norms, Texting, texting etiquette, texting habits, texting multiple people, Time, Time management, Waiting, waiting for a response

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2509	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Emeralds Found:	2116
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Votes:	3746	Runes Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of waiting around for people who don’t respect your time? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to wear a digital watch that alerts them when it’s time to play. No more waiting around for those flaky friends who can’t commit to a gaming session!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special feature that teleports you to the bathroom when nature calls so you never have to leave your friends hanging in the middle of a game. Say goodbye to awkward excuses and hello to uninterrupted gaming fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with snacks and drinks so you never have to leave your computer for sustenance. It’s like a gamer’s paradise down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server where time is respected, bathroom breaks are a thing of the past, and snacks are always within arm’s reach. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Weaponize Our Collective Minecraft SMP

chat tournaments, Collective, collective autism, crypto betting, Discord, entry fees, flappy bird, geometry dash, huge reward, Minecraft, multiplayer, Organizer, percentage commission, Player Elimination, player recruitment, poker, pot split, simple game, skill-based, smp, tournament game, twitch, wage slaving, weaponize

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of wage slaving away when you could be unleashing your inner gaming beast? Join our Minecraft SMP where we weaponize our collective autism to create epic crypto betting tournaments! Picture this: a poker tournament mixed with Flappy Bird or Geometry Dash. You put in a measly $0.1 or $1 and compete against 100 other players for a chance to win big bucks. It’s like a high-stakes game show, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking in the shadows.

Imagine the thrill of facing off against opponents in intense runner games, all while vying for a piece of the prize pot. And the best part? You can organize your own tournaments and rake in the cash just by chatting with folks on Discord or Twitch. It’s like being a virtual casino owner, but with way more explosions and pixelated fun.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules)? Join us now and let’s turn your gaming dreams into reality!

Forgotten World Minecraft Server

2024.., Forgotten, forgotten destiny, forgotten dreams, forgotten existence, forgotten future, forgotten hopes, forgotten identity, forgotten legacy, forgotten love, forgotten memories., forgotten past, forgotten promises, forgotten purpose, forgotten reality, forgotten self, forgotten soul, Forgotten Time, forgotten truth, long forgotten, Minecraft, Server, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Star Shards Collected:	86	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in 2024, when the world was in chaos and I was forgotten by society, I stumbled upon this server and my life was forever changed.

Picture this: giant flying pigs soaring through the sky, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon made entirely out of cheese, build a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and even ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

This_Lingering_Jealousy_of_Attractive + Neurotypical_Ppl_Will Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attractive people, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, emotional struggles, envy, Insecurity, jealousy issues, lingering jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, neurotypical, Neurotypical_Ppl_Will, never ending, personal growth, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, social norms, societal pressures, This_Lingering_Jealousy_of_Attractive

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2475
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	163

Are you tired of being surrounded by attractive and neurotypical people in real life? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join our server and leave all that jealousy behind as you build your own world where everyone is equally blocky and pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on jealousy levels. Will you be the one to break the curse and finally be free from the envy of attractive and neurotypical people? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, anime girl’s, appealing, athletic lolis, character design, cun, cute, fetish, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli General, Lolicon, Lolita fashion, Manga, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, PALS, PETITE, PIXEL, Server, Tomboys, waifu, young

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	65	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the tomboys and athletic lolis hang out! Why join? Because our tomboys can out-mine any man and our athletic lolis can build a castle faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Plus, rumor has it that our tomboys have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and our athletic lolis can run faster than the speed of light. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures with the coolest girls in Minecraft!