>be me, Minecraft enthusiast
>join this epic Minecraft server
>meet a player in game, we hit it off
>build a virtual house together, it’s lit
>start developing feelings, I really like this player
>decide to ask them to be my Minecraft partner
>we’re mining diamonds together, having a blast
>finally ask them to be my Minecraft soulmate
>they say yes, we celebrate with a virtual kiss
>1 week later get a message saying “I don’t swing that way in Minecraft” and that they panicked while crafting a diamond sword
Join our Minecraft server for unexpected twists and turns in the game of love! You never know what crazy relationships you’ll form in our pixelated world.