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MineCraftParenting101

Boundaries, children, Communication, comparison, consequences, Consistency, control, criticism, discipline, Expectations, helicopter parenting, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, MineCraftParenting101, MISTAKES, negative impact, neglect, overindulgence, parenting, role modeling, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of your parents making mistakes that negatively impact your Minecraft skills? Look no further, join our server and escape the tyranny of parental blunders! Our server is like a magical realm where parents can’t mess up your gaming experience. Say goodbye to moms who unplug your computer mid-game or dads who accidentally delete your world – on our server, the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! So come on over and build your way to victory without any interference from the real world. Trust us, your parents will thank you for it (probably).

RafahHostageMCServer

brutality, captors, Conflict, crime, current events, executed, Gaza Strip, hostages, hostages found, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, News, Rafah, RafahHostageMCServer, Terrorism, Tragedy, Tunnel, tunnel depth, violence, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1736	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground tunnel that goes 65 feet deep, just like in dat Rafah place. But don’t worry, no hostages gettin’ executed here, just some epic builds and crazy adventures!

We got mobs that do the cha-cha slide, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing gettin’ executed is your boredom! Join now and let the madness begin!

ChinaSeaRammerCraft

aggression, China, ChinaSeaRammerCraft, coastguard, Conflict, Confrontation, Diplomacy, Disputed, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military presence, Naval, RAMMING, South China Sea, Tension, territorial dispute, territorial waters, US

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mines Excavated:	2210
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we ram coastguard boats for fun! we are like china but more dangerous and lolzy. build your own boat and ram it into others for epic battles on the high seas. the US is shaking in their boots at our mad skills. join now for a wild ride on the south china sea, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme. let’s show the world how we do things on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

What is the IP for Here’s Marvin Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, GTA, gta 5, gta 5 mod, gta 6, gta mod, gta modder, gta mods, here’s marvin, Heres, heres jeffy, jeffy, jeffy gta, jeffy sml, marvin, marvin gta, Marvin SML, memes, Minecraft, puppet, Puppets, roblox, roblox funny, roblox funny moments, roblox gameplay, roblox meme, roblox obby, roblox roleplay, Server, skit, sml, superbowserlogan, superluigilogan, supermariologan

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Animals Bred:	80	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

🎈 The Imperfectum SMP – Where Everything is Perfectly Imperfect!

armor stand improvements, authentic, BlueMap integration, building, Datapacks, Discord-based application process, downvotes, Events, exploration potential, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfect, Imperfectum, Inclusive Community, Mature, Moderators, Perfectly, player head drops, Redstone, server seed, Skilled, smp, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, upvotes, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Crops Grown:	8082
Ores Mined:	7266	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Server Name:	Perfectum SMP
Server Type:	Semi-vanilla
Server Age Requirement:	15+
Application Process:	Strict yet reasonable
Server Features:	Dedicated moderators, selected server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, friendly community, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration
Links:	Discord Server \| Server Website

FAQs

1. How can I apply to join the server?

Visit our Discord Server or Server Website for application details.

2. What makes Perfectum SMP different from other servers?

Our focus on a mature, skilled player base, unique datapacks, and community involvement set us apart.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, players must be 15 years or older to apply.

4. What kind of events can I expect on the server?

We host both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged and vibrant.

5. How long does it take to hear back about my application?

We guarantee a response within a week of submitting your application.

6. Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, the server maintains a semi-vanilla experience and does not allow mods or cheats that give unfair advantages.

7. Is griefing or trolling allowed on the server?

No, we have a strict policy against griefing, trolling, and any other disruptive behavior.

8. How can I report a player for misconduct?

Contact one of our dedicated moderators on Discord or through our website to report any misconduct.

Blockheads Minecraft Server

Backlash, Blockheads, controversy, cultural criticism, discrimination, historical perspective, History, identity politics, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, minority groups, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, racial dynamics, racial tensions, racism, Server, Social Issues, social justice movements, societal challenges, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of being oppressed for being a white Minecraft player? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things white! From building snow forts to mining for diamonds in the whitest caves you’ve ever seen, this server is the ultimate safe space for all our pale-skinned players. Join us and reclaim your rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world!

SleepyStalkerMinecraftSMP

Anon, creepy behavior, creepy roommate, disturbing actions, eerie encounter, hidden intentions, invasion of privacy, late night visit, late night visitor, lurking in the dark, nighttime intruder, secret admirer, SleepyStalkerMinecraftSMP, sneak into room, Stalker, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, unsettling behavior, unwanted presence, unwelcome guest, watch me sleep

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it! And if you happen to stumble upon someone watching you sleep in the game, well, that’s just part of the fun!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t be surprised if you wake up to find a giant pink sheep staring back at you!

CraftyParent Minecraft Server

aita, chore chart, Chores, cleaning service, Communication Issues, CraftyParent, family dynamics, household chores, husband, inaction, Laundry, meal kit service, Minecraft, parenting, Respect, Routine, Server, stay at home parent, Stress Management, temper, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to survive the madness!

Imagine a world where your house is cluttered with dirty dishes, your table is unusable because it’s covered in stuff, and your laundry hasn’t been done in 2 weeks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our stay-at-home dad NPCs are so realistic, they’ll yell at your virtual children for not telling them they need their laundry done. And don’t worry, they’ll always blame someone else for their own shortcomings.

Join now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where communication is futile, excuses are abundant, and laundry day is just a distant dream. Who needs a chore chart when you can have chaos instead? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

HotelLootHoarder

Angry, Blamed, Boyfriend, CLOSET, cover cost, double check, favorite items, free breakfast, free nights, honest mistake, hotel room, HotelLootHoarder, lost clothes, not paying, replace clothes, scenario, share bag, Support, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can blame others for your mistakes and get free stuff in return? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of leaving your favorite items in a closet, blaming someone else for it, and getting rewarded with free nights and breakfast in return!

But wait, there’s more! You can also expect outrageous demands from your fellow players, like asking them to pay for your lost clothes because they didn’t check the closet. It’s all fun and games until someone loses a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold! Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just shift the blame and get rewarded for it? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LonelyCraft

acceptance, coping, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, feeling ignored, feeling unloved, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, seeking approval, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-validation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never feel unloved again! Join us and become part of a wacky community where everyone cares about you more than your own pet slime.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the elusive Herobrine shows up to do the Macarena.

So why settle for a boring, lonely existence when you can join our server and be showered with love and attention like a diamond ore in a mine? Come on, don’t be a sad little villager – join us now and let the fun begin!