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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4911 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 80 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – did you know that as you get older, your Minecraft building skills actually improve? It’s like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, we have a secret potion in our server that reverses aging effects in real life. So join us and stay forever young in both Minecraft and the real world!
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of elderly ninja villagers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP for the ultimate Minecraft experience for seasoned players. Age is just a number, but in our server, it’s the key to unlocking epic adventures and endless fun!
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