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BlockyBanter: PartnerProbs

anger, appreciation, birthday celebration, birthday gift, BlockyBanter, cabin in the woods, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, Expenses, expensive gifts, financial contributions, financial expectations, Gratitude, income, living together, misunderstandings, PartnerProbs, relationship, saving money, Scrooge, sharing expenses

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8323	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	4138
Runes Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank? Look no further than our server! We offer luxurious cabins in the woods for the low, low price of 250 euros a night. And if it’s your birthday, it’s on the house!

Join our server and experience the thrill of staying in a virtual cabin in the woods. Build your own cozy retreat, complete with pixelated wildlife and creeper-proof walls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most generous players around. You won’t find any scrooges here, just a community of gamers who know how to appreciate a good deal.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life in the Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or euro)!

CraftyCreeperAgeUP

aging, aging gracefully, changing preferences, CraftyCreeperAgeUP, developing passions, embracing change, evolving interests, evolving tastes, Experience, growing older, interests, Life Changes, Maturity, new hobbies, personal growth, Preferences, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, shifting perspectives, wisdom

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mines Excavated:	4249
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Gems Collected:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6237

Are you starting to like more as you get older? Well, if it’s Minecraft then boy do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and eternal glory.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character while dodging his evil pranks and tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, Government, Heir, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Chul, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Nam, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongCraft, leadership, Minecraft, North Korea, Politics, power, seoul, Server, spy agency, Succession, Successor, Training

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3110	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Rail Sabotage Rascals

Activist, arrested, criminal charges, criminal investigation, far-left extremists, France, government response, interior minister, justice system, law enforcement, political extremism, Public Safety, radical groups, Rail, rail sabotage, Rascals, sabotage, security measures, social unrest, suspects, Terrorism, Ultra-left, Vandalism

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mines Excavated:	1038	Magic Items Found:	3491
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and the community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of Endermen with nothing but a carrot and a feather. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a golden apple in a haystack, man.

Oh, and did I mention the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Block Warrior? Yeah, it’s like a cross between The Hunger Games and a chicken jousting competition. You won’t find that kind of excitement on any other server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell the villagers.

PixelPlex SolarCraft

amorphous semiconductors, crystalline semiconductors, economic alternative, Engineering, ETH Zurich, finite unit cell, Materials, PixelPlex, scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy, solar cells, SolarCraft, SRAM, strain mapping

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	2390	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	1413
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Farms Harvested:	605
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like an amorphous semiconductor but in Minecraft form. We ain’t got no defined unit cell, but we got them economic alternatives to them crystalline servers, like solar cells but for Minecraft, ya feel me?

Our researchers from ETH Zurich are all up in this server, using some next level scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy (SRAM) to map out all the strains and engineer the heck outta them materials. It’s like science meets Minecraft, but with a whole lot more explosions and creepers.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is where the real magic happens. Who needs a finite unit cell when you can have infinite possibilities in this Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

1k1k

1k1k, Anarchy, Ancient City, Bastion, border, Grief, Minecraft, Mods, nether fortress, Outpost, PvP, rules, Server, stronghold, Survival, trial chambers, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Items Found:	4458	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	903

Server Rules:No mods that give you an advantage over others.

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Border info:The border is 1000 x 1000, except for the end, where the border is 5000 x 5000. There is an Ancient city, Stronghold, Village, Outpost, Trial Chambers, Bastion and Nether Fortress all within the border.

1k1k.minefort.com

Skull Island: Where Pirates, Samurai, and Templars Fight Over Pixels and Tea!

Adventure, Artifacts, battle, Discord, Epic, Factions, Fight, Hero, ISLAND, Journey, Lands, Legends, Modded, Pirate, Pirates, pixels, PvP, Realm, Relics, Roleplay, Samurai, Secrets, skull, tea, templars, Warriors

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	370985	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Magic Items Found:	2392	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the Realm of Legends

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/3FgCFZwaWY

✨Welcome to the Realm of Legends, where you can immerse yourself in a world of adventure 🏝️, intrigue 😑, and conflict ⚔️between powerful factions ✨.

✨Choose to align yourself with the honorable and skilled samurai 👺, masters of the blade who value honor and loyalty above all else. Or perhaps you prefer the freedom and chaos of the pirate faction ☠️, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and glory. And let’s not forget the enigmatic and secretive templars 👑, who seek to control the world from the shadows with their ancient knowledge and cunning tactics.

♾️Join forces with fellow warriors 🗡️and strategize your next move, whether it be in a fierce battle against rival factions or in a quest for ancient artifacts and powerful relics 🔮. Explore different lands 🗺️, uncover hidden secrets, and rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends🛡️.

✨Are you ready to embark on an epic adventure and make a name for yourself in this world of factions and legends? Join us now and let the journey begin✨.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What factions can I choose from?	You can align yourself with the samurai, pirates, or templars factions.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay?	You can expect battles between factions, quests for artifacts, and exploration of different lands.
Is there a ranking system in the server?	Yes, you can rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, bewildered, can’t believe it, Confused, CraftyCraze, disbelief, exasperated, Flabbergasted, Frustration, irritated, mind blown, mind-boggling, Minecraft, seriously, seriously what is happening, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, What on Earth, what on earth is happening, what the heck, what the heck is going on

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Farms Harvested:	280	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crops Grown:	9591	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

adult content, AGGRESSIVE, cock sucking mouth, derogatory, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, explicit talk, fuckable, GruntAndGrief, grunting, inappropriate, little bitch, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive, sexual, sexual talk, smp, tear dat ass up, Vulgar

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCreeperClash

aita, badmouthing, CAFETERIA, career, coffee, CraftyCreeperClash, date, entitled, Friend, frustrating, Future, Incident, judgmental, ken, Manager, MONEY, Nurse, nursing school, prestigious company, SECURITY, Stolen

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1476
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and shady characters, just like in this wild cafeteria tale. Who knew stealing lunch could lead to such high-stakes drama?

With a community as unpredictable as this story, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Single forever? Not on our server, where anything can happen!