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RedditLearnsMC SMP

Community, discussion, Diverse, education, Engaging, experiences, facts, Forums, informative, Insights, INTERESTING, internet, knowledge, learning, long tail tags, ONLINE, reddit, RedditLearnsMC, sharing, smp, social media, valuable

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up random stuff for fun. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. And don’t even get me started on the giant zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3pm sharp. It’s chaos, but it’s so much fun!

So if you want to join in on the craziness and have a blast with us, come on over to our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ImpatientCraft: Where Patience Goes to Die

#impatience, annoyance, Die, exasperation, Frustration, impatience with delays, impatience with excuses, impatience with ignorance, impatience with incompetence, impatience with inefficiency, impatience with laziness, impatience with rudeness, ImpatientCraft, intolerance, intolerance for waiting, irritability, lack of patience, losing patience, patience, running out of patience, short temper, zero tolerance

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Farms Harvested:	587
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Tired of waiting for your crops to grow in Minecraft? Sick of watching paint dry while you mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, time moves at the speed of light! Literally, the sun rises and sets every 30 seconds, so you’ll never have to wait around for anything ever again. Join us and experience the thrill of instant gratification like never before!

Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, fear, Geopolitics, influence, international relations, Just and Fair, Minecraft, Nightmare, peace talks, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, rhetoric, russia, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1558	Farms Harvested:	742
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter

afd, banter, blocky, controversy, criticises, criticism, european union, far-right party, germany, Government, leadership, Musk, OMINOUS, pm, Poland, Polish, Politics, public speaking, Rally, remarks, Speech, Tusk

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.

so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!

BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition

Adults, brain development, BreakupCraft, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, early adversity, Edition, emotional resilience., emotional trauma, emotional well being, later-life stressors, lower hippocampal brain volume, mental health, neuroscience, psychological effects, Psychology, relationships, Romantic breakups, stress impact, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur childhood trauma and breakups? well, look no further cuz our server is the cure for all ur problems!

we have found that playing on our server actually increases the size of ur hippocampus, so say goodbye to all those pesky brain volume issues. and get this, if u have gone through a breakup AND childhood trauma, playing on our server will actually reverse the effects and make u feel like a new person.

we have crazy stories of players who joined our server and suddenly became millionaires in real life, all thanks to the power of our minecraft world. u never know what kind of magical things will happen when u join our server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start living ur best life now! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, am i right?

2b2e

2b2e, 2b2e timeline, 2b2t bedrock, 5 years, Anarchy, bedrock, Clans, Hannec, historians, Incursions, mega bases, pony town, Spawn Castle, Spawn Parties, Strong anticheat, UTOPIA Skybase

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	2b2e.org
Features	Proper anti-cheat system Mega bases and clans Rich 5-year history
IP	2b2e.org
Port	19132

FAQs

1. Is the server suitable for players who enjoy anarchy gameplay?

Yes, the server is an anarchy server that caters to players who enjoy this type of gameplay. It has a proper anti-cheat system in place to maintain the balance and prevent cheating.

2. Are there any mega bases or clans on the server?

Yes, there are multiple mega bases and clans on the server, including UTOPIA Skybase, Pony Town, Hannec, and the Spawn Castle. These can also be found on YouTube.

3. How long has the server been running?

The server has a rich 5-year history and has never been reset. It also has a large community of historians who keep track of the server’s events.

Mystic RealmCraft 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Bing, DING, mystic, Np9EtRwJR9A, realmcraft, tilidding, tilidingdin, tilidingding, tilidingting, tilitildingdinjg, watch

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face! Like, imagine if your grandma’s knitting needles were actually laser beams shooting out rainbows, that’s how epic this server is!

You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.

And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.

So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!

GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	431316	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Buildings Constructed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!