Girahim’s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Farms Harvested:	202	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4650
Farms Harvested:	597	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

enduring impressions, extraordinary visions, indelible images, indelible memories, lasting impressions, lasting memories, memorable events, once in a lifetime, OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP, one of a kind sightings., one time occurrences, Rare experiences, rare sightings, remarkable occurrences, singular encounters, singular moments, unforgettable encounters, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, unforgettable sights, unique sightings

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

OverheardOcelots

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, gossip, Intriguing, long tail tag, Memory, odd, Overheard, OverheardOcelots, peculiar, Public, Random, Shocking.., Story, strange, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

bright sparks, candy, Craftsmanship, diy, Eye, eye safety, eyesight protection, facebook, Helmets, metalworking, naked eye, protective gear, restoration, restoration videos, sparks, sparky, Videos, Viewers, Welders, Welding, welding helmets, welding techniques, welding videos

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dimension Hops:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

anxiety risk, AnxietyCraft, Cat-borne parasite, correlation, detectable antibodies, diagnosed, Diagnosis, epilepsy, findings, higher likelihood, increased anxiety, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, parasite linked, reduced risk, reduced risk of epilepsy, research, same group, scientific study, study, ToxoCat, Toxoplasma gondii

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4916	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Milkks Minecraft

activities, Anarchy, Chill, CPU, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, i7, Join, members, Milkk, Minecraft, Passion, PvE, PvP, RAM, Server, SSD, Storage, THRIVING, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla based

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	8830
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

19.ip.gl.ply.gg:56361

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Anime, Character development, Creative, criticism, Demon Slayer, developed, discussion, Fandom, fleshed out, hate thread, in-depth, interesting concepts, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, Properly, series, Server, Storyline

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!