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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8642 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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