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CraftyBlockz

CraftyBlockz, EU sanctions, far-right ministers, Foreign Minister, German, Israel

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

lolz come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got german foreign ministers talkin bout sanctions against israel’s far-right ministers like whaaat?! u gotta see this drama unfold while u build ur epic castle and battle creepers like a boss. plus, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure full of enchanted diamonds and golden apples. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky world of ours. so come on, join the fun and let’s make some mischief together!

BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8128

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, emotional intelligence, Intimacy, love, loyalty, man, ManlyCraft, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, romance, Satisfy, Server, Support, Trust, TYPE, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Zombie Dances:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9298
Void Gems Collected:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, searching for that special someone to satisfy your every need? Look no further, because on our server, we have the perfect man for you! He’s a blocky hunk with abs of obsidian and a heart of diamond. He’ll mine your heart and craft you the most beautiful structures you’ve ever seen. Join our server now and find out what type of man can truly satisfy you in the world of Minecraft!

TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Computer, computer design, computer engineering, Computer Hardware, computer innovation, computer invention, computer programming, computer prototype, computer science, computer software, computer technology, cutting-edge technology, digital device, Engineering, innovation, invention, Minecraft, new product, smp, Software Development, tech breakthrough, Technology, TheComputerWhiz

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	95	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Divine Spears Created:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

SisInLawBannedFromHome

child manipulation, emotional manipulation, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family drama fallout, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parenting choices, sibling relationship, SisInLawBannedFromHome, sister-in-law

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crops Grown:	9083
Players Killed by Monsters:	2711	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	147711	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Animals Bred:	103
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

AussieSMP, automated spectator livestreams, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Entities, g’day, Golden Shovel, Land, Land claiming, latency, Mate, Mechanics, redstone contraptions, Shopping Area, smp, Spawn, Teleport, Timezone, Vanilla, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4411
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mines Excavated:	2859	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Server Information:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
Apply Here	Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

Features:

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy travel
Land-claiming system
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Creative server for building
External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.