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CringeCraft: The Movie

awful cinema, bad movie, cinematic disaster, CringeCraft, horrible flick, Movie, movie bomb, movie catastrophe, movie disappointment, movie disaster, movie dud, movie failure, movie flop, movie letdown, terrible film, worst movie, worst movie ever

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tension, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military drill, naval exercise, political tension, regional security, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuver, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute, united states

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

children at home, Chronic illness, DadBodCraft, disabled care, elderly care, employed, family care, family health, happier, Happiness, healthier, Male, Minecraft, Server, Subjective health, Turkey data, well-educated, younger

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

Lyri_X

Adventure, Castles, Cities, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, Homes, imagination, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, Quests, Realms, Rewards, Shops, Survival, Survival Games, Trade

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	271
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

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Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

Anon, blind date, Connection, dreamy, erm, EXCITEMENT, family, Future, great idea, Happy, hopeful, INTERESTING, Kids, long term, love, Minecraft, new beginning, Potential, relationship, romance, Server, Surprise, unexpected, wow

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, computer etiquette, computer munching, computer usage, desk dining, digital dining, eating habits, Healthy Eating, Hungry, lunch breaks, meal planning, Minecraft, multitasking, office meals, on-the-go eating, online dining, productivity, screen time, smp, Snacking, technology and food, virtual lunch, work snacks, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	120724	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

PixelKindness

compassion, Empathy, feel-good moment, Generosity, Gratitude, heartfelt gesture, Heartwarming, Impact, inspirational act, Kindness, Making A Difference, PixelKindness, positive impact, positivity, Random act of kindness, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2518	Crops Grown:	9228
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Votes:	7971

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

2020 presidential election, democratic process, discouragement, elections, electoral fraud, fraudulent, FunkyBlockz, High-profile claims, impact on elections, Misinformation, Myth, normal turnout, political claims, political manipulation, public trust, short-lived effects, subsequent elections, temporary drop, trump, Trump supporters, turnout, voter behavior, voter engagement, voter participation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	57	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21.1, Anarchy, Cases, GLACIO, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	1863	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

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Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

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/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

#youtube, Chill, Community, Content Creator, cute, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, general, Ironmouse, Minecraft, Mouse, Music, ONLINE, Server, STREAMS, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual streamer, vods, vshojo

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!